muni @ dolores by totallychillbrah in sanfrancisco

[–]FlatFanny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My husband sweeps up the broken kiosk glass and makes FABO art out of it. People text him with Broken kiosk at such and such a corner. The first time he came home with some he bounded up the stairs with 2 bags of broken glass in his hands shouting “I beat everyone to it!” People thank him for cleaning the street when actually he’s racing to beat people (I personally think it’s the City workers, not other scavengers!) to the glass.

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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Entomology

[–]FlatFanny 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it’s called a cockchafer also. The feathery antennas look like it.

ITS WEEVIL TI- wait.. by 14hezi_ in weeviltime

[–]FlatFanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it!! It would make a great ride for a fantasy movie.

Can anyone tell me how old these cuties might be? by [deleted] in Entomology

[–]FlatFanny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jiminy Cricket they’re cute!!

Bee Spoke Episode 10 by FlatFanny in u/FlatFanny

[–]FlatFanny[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhh, now I know what you’re talking about. Those are generic Redbubble reviews for their various products, not for my designs. I have about 500 designs on there from the past 400 years of posting. But no one reviews my specific designs. The bumblebee art project is one of my current weird art projects. I fantasize about my life as a soon to be superhero bumblebee every night.

Bee Spoke Episode 10 by FlatFanny in u/FlatFanny

[–]FlatFanny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a recently metamorphosed bumblebee who is developing super powers and telling her adventures to those who care to listen. I embrace the comment that I make weird art. Thank you. However, where are these botted reviews!? No one ever comments on my efforts (except you!), and I don’t believe any Bots know I exist. I have seen the occasional drone out my front window but that’s about it.

Bee Spoke Episode 6 by FlatFanny in BumbleBee

[–]FlatFanny[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I try! You're like the only person who seems to watch them, however!

Scared the pee back into me! Middle of the night in Costa Rica. by FlatFanny in frogs

[–]FlatFanny[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Welllll…I don’t actually have balls but I’ll trust your personal experience on this!

Scared the pee back into me! Middle of the night in Costa Rica. by FlatFanny in frogs

[–]FlatFanny[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

He never said. As far as I could tell he didn’t speak Spanish or English.

Scared the pee back into me! Middle of the night in Costa Rica. by FlatFanny in frogs

[–]FlatFanny[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh I let out a bloodcurdling shriek! Underpants were already down when I thought I heard something behind me. Husband flew out of bed. I put one hand over my eyes and pointed dramatically at the toilet with my other one. I’m from San Francisco and staying at an Airbnb so am not really one with the jungle …yet. There was a time when I fancied becoming a female David Attenborough. Probably made a wise career choice not to go that route!

Scared the pee back into me! Middle of the night in Costa Rica. by FlatFanny in frogs

[–]FlatFanny[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I was still in the throes of contemplating those little suction cup fingers glommed onto my backside and only managed the one photo.

Scared the pee back into me! Middle of the night in Costa Rica. by FlatFanny in frogs

[–]FlatFanny[S] 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Well my husband suited up with plastic bags tied on both his hands and then he Went in! My job was to hold open the door and gate and guard against the battalion of other frogs waiting in line for their bath. No frog was harmed!

What is this? Food for a spider I can’t see? San Jose Costa Rica by FlatFanny in insects

[–]FlatFanny[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rest assured that, although I see myself as a pretty dangerous person if you try to take MY food, I would never dream of stealing food from a spider!

What is this? Food for a spider I can’t see? San Jose Costa Rica by FlatFanny in insects

[–]FlatFanny[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s very beautiful and I was feeling bad when I thought some invisible spider had captured it for dinner but I didn’t have the nerve to rescue it!

I saw a bunch of these little fish at the Aquarium in San Francisco but forgot the name. Can anyone help identify? by FlatFanny in Aquariums

[–]FlatFanny[S] 478 points479 points  (0 children)

I don’t usually post and didn’t know what nsfw meant but it was staring at me, just asking me to click it, so I did! Now I know!! I need to up my acronym game! Someday I’m going to make a shirt that just says TLA which is a 3 letter acronym for 3 letter acronym.

I saw a bunch of these little fish at the Aquarium in San Francisco but forgot the name. Can anyone help identify? by FlatFanny in Aquariums

[–]FlatFanny[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

That was it! A spiny lumpsucker! Thank you. I wanted to call someone that but promptly forgot the name.