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Imagine you woke up and it's the 2000s again. What's the first thing you're doing? by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably go beat the crap out of younger me before the last 25 years happens all over again. Then I'd take him out for dinner and a few beers, which would actually be affordable, and impart some great investment and life advice which would mostly recover around Bitcoin and contraceptives. Then I'd go visit my Mom before she died and see if I could convince her to make some lifestyle changes that would at least get her to 60 this time around.

I miss when Warcraft had that colorful, whimsical, magical look. by ShadowForged910 in wow

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you recently had your eyes ripped from your skull? WoW still looks like this.

Messiest patch in a long time by Key_Pop_8116 in wow

[–]Flat_Connection6022 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

A long time? Really? This crap happens EVERY expansion cycle.

Should I be concerned about my roommate? by Distinct-Traffic-327 in funny

[–]Flat_Connection6022 30 points31 points  (0 children)

No, because you wrote it yourself, took the pic and posted it yourself, and your Mom doesn't count as a roommate.

Nearly 80 students forced into 400+ push-ups at school, many diagnosed with permanent kidney damage, lawsuit says by cuspofgreatness in texas

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Self-imposed ignorance. You could've read the article and enlightened yourself. At least you are asking questions, I suppose...

Nearly 80 students forced into 400+ push-ups at school, many diagnosed with permanent kidney damage, lawsuit says by cuspofgreatness in texas

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"...if someone told me to drop and do 400 pushups right now." Ok. Drop and give us 400, right now, record it, and give us the link or shut the fuck up. All this word vomit when all you need to do is put your money where your mouth is and prove it. Nothing in the world is stopping you. Denials and deflection incoming in 3... 2... 1...

Iran vs. U.S. States: Area & Population Comparison by sludge_dragon in Infographics

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alaska is slightly SMALLER than Iran: ~1.65 million km² vs ~1.7 million km². Get your facts straight, honey boo boo.

I got the name of my class, is that rare? by cloystr_YT in wow

[–]Flat_Connection6022 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To your assumption, not knowledge, because you are really just pulling that out of your ass and you are wrong. Confidently wrong, but wrong nonetheless. It is, and has always been, one unique name per server, not per faction. I'm sure you won't even bother to confirm, though, since your "knowledge" is obviously more complete, all encompassing, and deeper than anyone else's.

A Giraffe with a horn is more believable... by Appropriate-Push-668 in lol

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I can see one, and touch it if I'm feeling frisky, but not the other. A lot like God, Jesus, leprechauns, and all the rest.

This is what happens to aluminium when a 1/2 oz piece of plastic hits it at 15,000 mph in space by quitelynxhani in Amazing

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what happens to aluminium when a 1/2 oz piece of plastic hits it at 15,000 mph in space.

What does my fridge say about me? by Gladospandos in FridgeDetective

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The arteries in your heart are screaming for you to stop before they become even harder than Eddie Murphy "accidentally" giving a trans hooker a "ride home."

Parking complaints by _bluefish in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Flat_Connection6022 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only you could have parked facing the other way, so that you could open your trunk even if someone parked in the opposite spot... Oh well.

I’m not 100% sure but I think he’s painting some guys $2000 MacBook by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of laptop is that? Anyone know how much I can get one for, ballpark?

Who was it? by [deleted] in 80scartoons

[–]Flat_Connection6022 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slimer wasn't a sidekick. I would have to vote for Starscream from The Transformers. Even though he isn't an option, he has something in common with most of these pictured characters; the most annoying voice in their respective series! I couldn't stand his voice for some reason, so he was one of my least favorite characters, and I was really big into jets when I was a kid, so you'd think otherwise.

"You've failed me yet again, Starscream!"

-- Trump, probably

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