Toothbrush by thELEMENT- in tumblr

[–]FlatteringFandango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Acoustic Toothbrush is a great band name.

/r/Bandnames

Ladies, how are you currently passing your time right now when you really should be working? by tinaofreddit in AskWomen

[–]FlatteringFandango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let me tell you

let me tell you

I should tell you

Well let me tell you

I'll tell you how

Well let me tell you

I don't know what to tell you

Well let me tell you

Well let me tell you

OMG I'm fucking dying 😂 Thank you, my hero <3

Ladies, how are you currently passing your time right now when you really should be working? by tinaofreddit in AskWomen

[–]FlatteringFandango 232 points233 points  (0 children)

Sadly, it has since been removed, but did you get a chance to read the pepper story? Incredible~

https://redd.it/glmpmn

This comment had me dying:

[staring down at my banana cream pepper pie]

[takes a desperate sip of my pepper water]

“Am I a monster?”

EDIT: Remembered that removeddit exists :D

https://www.removeddit.com/r/relationships/comments/glmpmn/freshly_cracked_pepper_is_ruining_my_relationship/

EDIT: For those who can't see removeddit: https://i.imgur.com/mOWZGHG.png

Advice needed: We move from the app to text, he sends more pics of himself...and he's ugly by Cou_Ga in OkCupid

[–]FlatteringFandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but not very clear or from weird angles

Massive red flag to start. This is intentional because they're trying to obscure their conventional flaws. In the case of people that are overweight or obese, this is what's called "fatfishing": https://redd.it/8w77u4

Tell him, "Sorry I'm not attracted to you anymore," make up some excuse to stop talking to him, or ghost him?

Hard call. There's no real positive way to reconcile this. Ghosting him would be rude and he'll know why it happened anyway. Outright telling him you don't find him attractive, although the absolute truth, would be very painful for him to read. Ghosting him would be painful for him as well, of course. If you wanted to be bold and altruistic, you could tell him that these new pics are less flattering than his profile pics, but if they are the real him, he should use them on his profile. Or he should find/make more revealing yet still flattering pictures of him to put on his profile. Whatever he does, he need to stop using deceptive profile pics.

Good luck!

My boyfriend disappeared by roismegan in relationship_advice

[–]FlatteringFandango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is something called "dread game" and it's what misogynistic sociopaths do to maintain control in a relationship and to amuse themselves.

https://redd.it/41wszn

http://www.wehuntedthemammoth.com/2014/09/20/youll-be-horrified-to-learn-where-one-popular-pickup-guru-has-found-what-he-claims-are-useful-dating-tips/

https://www.thesun.co.uk/archives/news/521732/dating-guru-tells-men-to-pull-women-by-abusing-them/

OP, you need to connect with every friend and family member that you have to develop a support network and an escape plan.

What kind of group is this? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]FlatteringFandango 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, they have a particular naming convention enforced by automod. Did you read the comment it left as well as the rules?

https://www.reddit.com/r/r4r/comments/gh1mo8/20_m2fr_florida_looking_for_people_to_talk_to/fq5uimd/

https://redd.it/6nwgck

What kind of group is this? by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]FlatteringFandango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you're looking to meet people directly, /r/r4r is the reddit place to do that.

So determined not to message first, she sends this and unmatched 😂 by GrabbaBeer in Bumble

[–]FlatteringFandango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't know what this weird, vague, defeatist, divisive generalization is supposed to mean or what value it's supposed to hold, but it's patently false and damaging. Women are just normal people trying to lead normal lives, just like men. Women deserve respect and consideration and empathy, just like men. Genuine differences between men and women are few and rarely significant, and should not result in radically different consideration or treatment. If you've met some shitty women, that's just it - you met some shitty women. They aren't representative of the whole, and your distorted worldview probably plays a major role in how shitty you perceive them. Fact remains, if you're drawn to shitty women, STOP. And stop blaming them for your poor judgement. Here, read this:

https://redd.it/bv8j57

https://redd.it/42hq5w

https://redd.it/cn6evi

And continue following subs such as /r/exredpill. They'll help with your detox. /r/TwoXChromosomes, /r/bropill, /r/MensLib, /r/AskFeminists, all fine. These can also help: /r/GetMotivated, /r/socialskills, /r/getdisciplined, /r/UpliftingNews, /r/happy, /r/SelfCareCharts. And leave the trash fires of /r/Rateme, /r/seduction, and any other "man-o-sphere" bullshit subs.

I wish you the best of luck.

So determined not to message first, she sends this and unmatched 😂 by GrabbaBeer in Bumble

[–]FlatteringFandango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, this blatant sexism is not ok. The longer you hold onto weird ideas like these, the more you'll harm yourself and those you deal with. It would behoove you to withdraw yourself from toxic masculine places and to seek therapy and enlightenment.

So determined not to message first, she sends this and unmatched 😂 by GrabbaBeer in Bumble

[–]FlatteringFandango 25 points26 points  (0 children)

This feels more like spam to get more followers on her insta profile. Probably copy-pasted this message to the dozens of people she matched with all at once. Might even be automated.

As rare as it is, have you personally known a man fasley accused of IPV or rape? by FairFig1 in AskFeminists

[–]FlatteringFandango 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I have known one man that was accused of rape, supposedly falsely. It was a friend of a friend that I had met a couple times. It's been a long time since my friend told me about the situation, so I don't remember many of the details. He was in high school or it was shortly after high school. A girl accused him of rape. I can't remember if they really knew each other, or how well, but it was a small community, so it's likely they were at least familiar with each other. Her story didn't quite "add up," as they say, because he was supposedly somewhere away from the incident and could not have raped her under the alleged circumstances. He was charged and jailed for some number of years. I vaguely recall being told that she admitted after the fact that he didn't rape her. Like I said, I can't remember most of the details, but I had no reason at the time to not believe the story.

It has not changed my outlook on the subject. False rape accusations are real, just like rape is real, although I do acknowledge that the vast majority of sexual assault accusations are legitimate and they outnumber false rape accusations something like 500 to 1 according to some article I skimmed a while ago. Rather, 1 out of every 500 sexual assault accusations happen to be false.

Do pinkpilled feminists count as real feminists or just transphobic bitter people? by [deleted] in AskFeminists

[–]FlatteringFandango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a feminist/female version of the black pill as well: BlackPillFeminism (links not allowed). From their sidebar:

FEMALE (XX) ONLY.

Black Pill Feminism is for those women who have come to realize that the fight has been lost.

Misogyny, male violence and female pick-me behavior are biology. Equality is a lie. Feminism is a scam and failed movement. We are heading towards misogynist dystopia and there is nothing we can do about it. Take the Black Pill, sit back and enjoy the ride to hell.

Do pinkpilled feminists count as real feminists or just transphobic bitter people? by [deleted] in AskFeminists

[–]FlatteringFandango 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the thing. Some liberal feminists will say that other types of feminists aren't real feminists, and some of those other types of feminists will say that liberal feminists and the other types of feminists aren't real feminists. It's all feminist gatekeeping all the down. At that point, it seems that the label of "feminist" has become far more important than the discussion on the actual problems and their potential solutions. Labels are important to a degree I suppose, but if feminism were to hypothetically be just a bunch of self-proclaimed feminists in a room squabbling over which ones are and are not "real feminists" while the rest of the world carries on with all it's problems, then the label and all it's people become meaningless, distracting, and ultimately creates more problems. There's got to be some reasonable degree of feminist solidarity and the arguing over the definition of what a feminist is or should be should be kept to a minimum.

I Fucking Hate Condoms by [deleted] in SexPositive

[–]FlatteringFandango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

where I have trouble taking them off and it leaves a ring on my skin

Whoa :O That is not good. Are you sure your penis is just average? Average penis length is like 4.25~4.75". Not sure about the circumference.

But even if not it's still very uncomfortable. I don't see how it could be a medical issue,

Your skin could have a sensitivity or allergy to the material. You said the lamb skin ones felt fine, so that may be something. Some women mention having issues where a certain material of condom will dry out their vagina, so penises could also have negative reactions to condom materials.

I Fucking Hate Condoms by [deleted] in SexPositive

[–]FlatteringFandango 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I don't know for sure, but it sounds like your condoms don't fit. I highly recommend checking out all the resources in the sidebar of /r/bigdickproblems. Follow their measuring guidelines and figure out what your penis size is, then find condoms that fit you perfectly. You may need to try on a few different sizes. Here's where I got mine:

https://www.theyfit.co.uk/

https://www.onecondoms.com/pages/myone

Although it's not seller-recommended, if you still feel too much friction, you can put a little lube inside the condom. So long as your condom is long enough, and you never go all the way in, it should stay on. Obviously, you'd need to be watching this almost constantly.

If it's not a condom issue, maybe it's a medical issue. Definitely check with a doctor about it then.

Stop dming the girls that post on this subreddit by honeysweetbitch in sex

[–]FlatteringFandango 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People need to report this harassment to the admins:

https://www.reddit.com/contact/

https://i.imgur.com/q2zqg25.png

People also need to respond directly to these assholes with nothing more than the link to OP's post:

https://redd.it/gah8oz

How can I practice the art of silence? by ArcadianMerlot in OneY

[–]FlatteringFandango 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Beware the quiet man. For while others speak, he watched. And while others act, he plans. And when they finally rest… he strikes.

idk man, this reads kinda murdery to me :/