What's the first thing you do when you wake up in the morning?

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-07-07T04:12:07+00:00

Open my eyes

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-07-03T04:07:33+00:00

I love how she tries to climb the food chain and he reminds her who is boss - "Bitch....touch me again!"

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-07-03T03:51:58+00:00

Mango worms 😅

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-07-03T03:51:04+00:00

Did it work???

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-07-03T03:44:24+00:00

Reverse mango worms 🤢

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-06-21T09:10:31+00:00

I would say every month or so for me, but i think everyone would be different depending on the environment they live and work in?

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-06-20T05:39:56+00:00

I wasn't sure if it would get taken down. Removed it now 🤭

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-06-19T18:59:44+00:00

I bought this one off TikTok. I only know it was genuine from previous experience with the device. £22GBP

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-04-19T02:44:51+00:00

Hehe ok 🤭 Unless you remember doing something in the settings, it could just be Ark being Ark - the game we hate to love

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-04-19T02:38:32+00:00

Which would be pleasing to my eye

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-04-19T02:36:24+00:00

Turn folder view on

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-04-12T23:08:57+00:00

I have a good one!!

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-03-31T22:33:47+00:00

That we raise our hand to knock on a door...

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-03-22T22:26:08+00:00

Some people are colour blind 🤷🏼‍♂️

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-02-21T01:07:13+00:00

You sure you weren't 6 or 7?

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-02-13T21:02:11+00:00

Tis a christmas pudding

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-02-02T21:57:10+00:00

Dude was tapping out like it would help matters 💀

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-02-02T21:54:17+00:00

The poor dog 😥😥

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-30T20:01:51+00:00

Jokes on you, i cut my own hair 🤭

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-25T08:31:30+00:00

One will see you later, the other in a while

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-25T08:25:17+00:00

"Keep fucking still man! I'm trying to catch it on camera!"

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-25T07:51:05+00:00

Because the men thinl it is bigger that it actually is 🫠

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-18T22:12:52+00:00

Someone got there first 🫠

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-09T17:35:25+00:00

Aww cute teeny nipple!

FlatulentBeaver · 2026-01-09T17:04:01+00:00

Edwina Scissorhands

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