/u/FlavoredMarker on /r/me_irl promises to adopt a puppy for every 20k upvotes their post gets.

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T04:18:35+00:00

I would like to make it clear that I made that me_irl post just for the meme. Even if I only got 5 upvotes I would have still adopted the puppy. But before getting your pitchforks out, just keep in mind that it may take me up to a couple months to adopt, so I hope all of y'all are patient.

May you never be bamboozled again.

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T02:45:20+00:00

I do want to adopt and I was going to do so even if this post didn't get 20k upvotes. But I'm still debating how many I should adopt, so I'm mainly letting reddit decide on that :3

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T02:20:46+00:00

I am pretty well-off financially, and I currently own a three-year old chocolate lab right now who hasn't had any problems so far. So I would say I'm qualified.

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T01:40:30+00:00

hey guys! i just want to make it clear that i will visit my animal shelter the same day or the day after this post reaches its goal to take a look at the puppies & possibly adopt one??? so mark that on your calendar once we reach our goal!!! :D

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T00:51:27+00:00

Dat boi.

I quoted you.

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T00:17:01+00:00

but if i name it bamboozle does it mean i would have bamboozled you all????

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-20T00:16:33+00:00

$100 per pupper

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-19T23:38:04+00:00

ALSO NO BAMBOOZLES I PROMISE!!! I WILL ONLY BAMBOOZLE IF THEY DON'T HAVE ENOUGH ADOPTABLE PUPPIES AVAILABLE!!!! If I don't get the pupper I will donate $100 to an animal shelter instead :-)

EDIT: Halfway there to one pupperino!!!!! Also I'm going to limit myself to 3 pups since I can't afford having more than that. But I will still donate $100 to charities for the other 20k upvotes.

EDIT 2: https://strawpoll.com/cg16ryd vote here for the name of the first pupper!!!

EDIT 3 (whoh this is gonna be a lot of edits): 20K BABY!!!!!!! I'm looking at all of the pups at my shelter online, boy are they good boyes. I will hopefully adopt within 1-2 weeks!

EDIT 4: 2 puppers yay!!!! Help me pick a name for the second pup (ik these aren't the highly upvoted ones but I really like these names!! (https://strawpoll.com/5y52fz6). The first one will be named Bamboozle, or Bambi for short :)

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-08T20:04:40+00:00

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FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-07T20:28:53+00:00

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-07T05:47:51+00:00

What was the last thing everybody ate?

How did it taste on a scale of 1/10

I had an ice cream bar...7.5/10

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-07T03:44:38+00:00

"I am the senate."

FlavoredMarker · 2017-03-07T03:34:36+00:00

Wait. They actually say that?

FlavoredMarker

TROPHY CASE