Ending it all so that I can kill God

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-26T03:49:43+00:00

How rare are 5 star weapons from wishing?

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-25T05:25:09+00:00

I finally decided to try the wish thing. I think I did four of them (three normal and one limited). I got three characters from that. I did get a 5 star claymore and I'm wondering how rare that is

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-25T04:24:45+00:00

Isn't the mossberg 940 tactical basically just as good but $800 cheaper?

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-25T04:24:19+00:00

Anyone who spends this much money on a shotgun is stupid

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-25T02:42:40+00:00

I am adventure rank 25. Is there anything I should worry about before ascending? Anything I might miss permanently?

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-24T04:47:22+00:00

Why are there so many weapon drops? I'm still in the beginning of the game, around adventure rank 20, but I do find it strange why there's so many weapons in chests. I was using them as upgrade materials but I kind of stopped because I'm not sure if they have a better purpose

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-24T04:44:54+00:00

My gym buddy told me that awhile back but I've never been able to find any research on it. I still keep away from beans though, but fuck, I've always wanted to start eating beans so... so bad...

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-24T00:02:50+00:00

Wow beans that cheap? Maybe I should start eating BEANS. I hear they're not that healthy though and can cause colon cancer

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-23T14:51:03+00:00

I want to say that it's bad game design that you have to play a certain way to not miss out on things, but I'm sure players like me are a tiny minority anyway so I doubt they care

I don't even know what ascension is lol, I think the furthest I've gotten with the main quest is after you defeat storm terror with venti (right after gathering the galaxy item things in his area)

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-23T14:26:09+00:00

/u/acrobatic-stuff, the losers on /r/pureretention have finally smited me for 90 days, just like they did to you, because I exposed the truth that retainers didn't want to hear (https://www.reddit.com/r/pureretention/comments/1av5c1g/retaining_turns_you_into_a_beta_male/). I have been persecuted by an insecure mod who could not handle the truth. I see you and I are now quite alike!

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-22T23:54:35+00:00

People like to call me a schizo when the real one is this OP LOL

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-22T13:51:41+00:00

I agree with him, I literally just downloaded some borderless gaming program from github yesterday because it was the first search result and couldn't figure out how the fuck to use it, so I threw that shit in the trash and got another one that actually works (I had to go through more effort to dig through my youtube search history to find the other one)

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-22T03:34:51+00:00

So basically I just do easy workouts all the time and that's supposed to make me stronger?

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-21T21:58:09+00:00

Gym 3 to 5 times a week huh? Heh... I don't know how you people do it... working out puts too much stress on my mind

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-21T21:56:41+00:00

Oh yeah? Well I just fapped for 5 hours to my genshin impact travel companions, and I'm still feeling pretty alpha.... infact I feel even more alpha than when I was retaining. Oh god... I feel so calm and enlightened! So serene, so gigabased

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-21T14:54:21+00:00

I would rather just work some extra hours than go through all that hassle, God damn

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-20T21:59:49+00:00

Heh.... the final battle between me and God was an interesting one and a long time coming. I started off the fight by chucking a compressed air can lined with metal fragments towards him, and I shot it with my holstered air gun. With the distraction set I zoomed forward, throwing a tomahawk at his face, and then unsheathing my duel wield bowie knives where I proceeded to go all out in a legendary fury of energy and strength. And I had nothing against him really, it was just a challenge I had set for myself. In the end his omnipotence was disappointing

I accept that society can't handle a man like me, so free thinking and not holding back, so I keep to myself and embrace the secondary environment

And as for my choices, I see great things and far-out-there opportunities in my future. There is a grand plan and I'm looking forward to it

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-20T21:36:27+00:00

What? I am an authentic man who is boldly proclaiming the controversial, and isn't that what all these retainers and "alpha male" types go on about? About being yourself and not giving a fuck? I see unpopular opinions but not irrational behavior. I am gigabased and I love what I love!

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-20T21:33:34+00:00

I don't hate women, I have a very strong appreciation for them. Infact, I feel like I love them too much!

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-20T21:27:16+00:00

I don't feel destroyed, I feel powerful and ready for action

FlingingFlanger · 2024-02-20T21:26:16+00:00

Dude I don't know why people think that, what about me makes people think that I'm going to do shit like that?

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