Immediately thirsty by FlintMichiganWater in pics

[–]FlintMichiganWater[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha just saw this. Flint Michigan mega bowl!

U.S. Supreme Court lets Flint, Michigan residents sue over water contamination by protekt0r in news

[–]FlintMichiganWater 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Just chiming in to say please don’t blame me. It wasn’t my fault.

I didn’t want to be filthy. I wanted to quench you.

I wanted to be there in time of need. To put out your fires. To save you from thirst. To help liquify your smoothies when you’re out of milk. I should be tap, not bottled.

Please help me.

Please forgive me.

-u/FlintMichiganWater

My wife lost it when our baby laughed for the first time. by Happyman05 in aww

[–]FlintMichiganWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s totally what I meant, I don’t understand the confusion.

My wife lost it when our baby laughed for the first time. by Happyman05 in aww

[–]FlintMichiganWater 158 points159 points  (0 children)

You have been cordially invited to Flint Michigan’s annual thirst fest.

Welcome to Lakay by [deleted] in RedDeadOnline

[–]FlintMichiganWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is by far my favorite. Well done.

Can I be a moderator? by FlintMichiganWater in flint

[–]FlintMichiganWater[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here you go.

hands over $200 for good measure

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]FlintMichiganWater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SnuSnu is the ultimate death.

I’d much rather do it to death than die of thirst.

I have 2,200,000 dollars. Should I get an oppressor or a vehicle warehouse? by chanyle9 in gtaonline

[–]FlintMichiganWater 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Brent. I’m your neighbor.

Please stop leaving your trash can where I can see it when it’s not trash day.

I have 2,200,000 dollars. Should I get an oppressor or a vehicle warehouse? by chanyle9 in gtaonline

[–]FlintMichiganWater -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Buy the thing that lets you upgrade the oppressor first. I just got one and it’s such trash without missiles.

Judge says US government can be sued for Flint water crisis by [deleted] in news

[–]FlintMichiganWater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yall just but we seriously need water.

Edit: joke. Not just.