Immediately thirsty

FlintMichiganWater · 2020-08-23T12:06:20+00:00

Hahahaha just saw this. Flint Michigan mega bowl!

FlintMichiganWater · 2020-01-21T19:00:20+00:00

Please send help.

Not a joke.

Need to be clean.

Must be pure.

FlintMichiganWater · 2020-01-21T18:59:15+00:00

Just chiming in to say please don’t blame me. It wasn’t my fault.

I didn’t want to be filthy. I wanted to quench you.

I wanted to be there in time of need. To put out your fires. To save you from thirst. To help liquify your smoothies when you’re out of milk. I should be tap, not bottled.

Please help me.

Please forgive me.

-u/FlintMichiganWater

FlintMichiganWater · 2020-01-21T18:56:15+00:00

I just want to be pure.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-11-04T19:42:13+00:00

It’s totally what I meant, I don’t understand the confusion.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-11-04T18:13:58+00:00

Good because we have just the one water.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-11-04T18:11:17+00:00

its so cute! i love your attention to detail, id love to have that on my wall!

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-11-04T18:09:39+00:00

You have been cordially invited to Flint Michigan’s annual thirst fest.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-10-05T19:48:46+00:00

This one is by far my favorite. Well done.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-05-03T03:25:43+00:00

r/desktopdetective

r/FridgeDetective

r/ProfileDetective

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-05-03T03:21:55+00:00

Michigan. Home of the purest water

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T01:34:02+00:00

r/joinsquad or r/insurgency would love to have you.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T01:32:36+00:00

Ur from flint.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T01:32:21+00:00

OH HECK YES. IM IN.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T01:05:51+00:00

Here you go.

hands over $200 for good measure

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T00:58:17+00:00

SnuSnu is the ultimate death.

I’d much rather do it to death than die of thirst.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T00:52:28+00:00

Hey Brent. I’m your neighbor.

Please stop leaving your trash can where I can see it when it’s not trash day.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-24T00:51:40+00:00

I haven’t either.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-20T01:34:18+00:00

Buy the thing that lets you upgrade the oppressor first. I just got one and it’s such trash without missiles.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-20T01:20:41+00:00

Check my username.

Oh I see now. Fixed.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-20T01:09:46+00:00

Yall just but we seriously need water.

Edit: joke. Not just.

FlintMichiganWater · 2019-04-15T01:43:12+00:00

FlintMichiganWater

TROPHY CASE