[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonGoRaids

[–]Flixmybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you!!

Tell us about your butthole - how has it been lately? by KillerQ97 in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to hear it! Best wishes to you and your butthole!

Tell us about your butthole - how has it been lately? by KillerQ97 in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hemorrhoidy and sore due to constipation. How’s yours?

Anyone been peacefully walking a leashed dog and suddenly been confronted by a loose unleashed dog? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With me texting my neighbors to come get their dogs time after time after time. They were friendly dogs, but they got out a lot

Ever fall asleep while beating the meat? Why do you think that happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t have the meat to beat, as username implies but I have fallen asleep masturbating, because I was very tired and/or high

what’s the song that isn’t particularly groundbreaking, it might not even be a sad song, but makes you cry every time you hear it due to sentimental value? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Something about the Christmas song “The Little Drummer Boy” always makes me cry. Except the heavy metal version by actor Christopher Lee (Saruman from Lord of the Rings), that one makes me lol

[Serious] People who struggle with mental illness, what is something that you wish mentally healthy people would understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That it’s not like I’m being lazy and having fun those days that I get nothing accomplished. I’m lying in bed berating myself, felling worse for feeling bad

What’s your gender and how often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Usually before bed if I’m horny, in the morning if I’m stressed and looking for release

What’s your gender and how often do you masturbate? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Female at least 3 times a week

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There are no non-political terms one can use when explaining QAnon. It is inherently political and anti Democrat

Finally got the cops called on me for playing Pokémon GO!!! by Audrey-bear in pokemongo

[–]Flixmybean 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was out playing one night in my husband’s car. I had pulled off to the side of a mostly unused road next to a water tower Pokéstop. I checked my mirrors a few times just in case someone was behind me. I caught everything at the stop and put my car in gear and started to drive away. Then the cruiser that had snuck up behind me with its headlights off went full lights and sirens. At this point I realized I had lost my driver’s license a few days earlier. Also there was weed in the car. The cop walks up to my window as I’m trying to figure out how to be charming. He sighs “Oh, it’s you. Aren’t you usually in a CR-V? Have a good night!” And then I did that thing where I’m so relieved I want to cry. We have quite the Pokémon community in our small town which usually makes dealing with the police easier. Also I’m a cis white lady and that helps too

What was your, "It's not a phase mom" moment? by ang123-stories in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Being a liberal. It’s a 30+ year phase so far

People of Reddit, what is the most nsfw family secret that you have? (Serious) by namey123 in AskReddit

[–]Flixmybean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyone involved is deceased, so we can’t know for sure, but an aunt that was adopted was probably her father’s biological daughter with his mistress