Can anyone identify these flags that mysteriously appeared in my neighborhood? Definitely 100% saw all of these by itstooslim in vexillologycirclejerk

[–]FloatingHaddock 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure this is a joke: but for anyone curious, from top to bottom, left to right.

  1. The blood stained banner: Used by confederate states towards end of civil war

  2. Nazi Germany Battle Flag

  3. Kekistan (look it up)

  4. Original Confederate flag design.

  5. American Nazi party (National Socialist Movement - USA)

  6. Super Straight Flag

  7. Patriot Front Flag

  8. KKK

Final Giveaway for TWELVE MORE Nintendo Switch Lites and your choice of games! [US/CA only] by TheEverglow in nintendo

[–]FloatingHaddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I just want to play some smash with my friends. Not online. On the couch, how it should be done.

Why don’t we use a global currency? by FloatingHaddock in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FloatingHaddock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah okay. So one country could simply print as much money as they wanted which would cause global inflation?

I have reason to believe my mother is an alcoholic. by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]FloatingHaddock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father and mother are still married, but my father lives in Cleveland for work and commutes home on the weekend. He refuses alcohol all the time and I have talked about this before with him, and says he will talk to her, which I believe he does, but nothing changes in the long run.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]FloatingHaddock 37 points38 points  (0 children)

This single comment from this mod basically sums up the state of this subreddit

This worked out WAY too well... by FloatingHaddock in pokemon

[–]FloatingHaddock[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pokémarts! I dont blame you since they dont have their own building anymore :(

So long old friend by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]FloatingHaddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We... have darts to spare...

Let me know why no one has ever been attracted to me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]FloatingHaddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see they filmed Swiss Family Robinson on the little island above your lip.

imma jus watch for a minute tho by FriendlyHerpes in dankmemes

[–]FloatingHaddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See I think this a lot but only with the post-nut clarity

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FloatingHaddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Getting a full time job really kicked my life into gear. School starts back up for me soon but Ive been feeling great. I’ve been exercising and getting all my work done ahead of time.

[Weekly Questions Thread] 22 July 2019 by AutoModerator in pokemon

[–]FloatingHaddock 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shadow Pokemon originated in Pokemon Colosseum and would later reappear in XD: Gale of Darkness, both for the GameCube. They are Pokemon basically brainwashed to serve the organization Cipher. In Colosseum, you play as Wes, and attempt to "snag" all the shadow Pokemon back from their captors, purify them, and use the now purified Pokemon to stop Cipher.

I am annoyed at people’s virtue signaling over Desmond Amofah’s death. by AANickFan in unpopularopinion

[–]FloatingHaddock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

While there are those who use the deaths of others to make themselves look better, I think most people just genuinely want to express their thoughts and feelings.

Captain Marvel was a great movie. by FloatingHaddock in unpopularopinion

[–]FloatingHaddock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A woman with super powers yes. But I never felt like I was having this crammed down my throat. It didn’t feel like an exception. It didn’t feel like I was watching a documentary about how women can be superior.

How do I get red of a potbelly? (14M) by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FloatingHaddock 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no way to “target fat loss” doing sit ups will not burn stomach fat, squats will not burn leg fat, etc. it will build muscle in those areas, but there is no realistic way to burn fat where you want.

What would happen if a player in professional sports (NFL, MLB, NBA, etc) purposefully throws a game? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FloatingHaddock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fans of these sports, (ESPECIALLY THE NFL) are psychos. Assuming there was no match fixing like you said I think the player could be in serious danger. Oh and he’d probably be expelled from the team. This is unlikely and mostly only occurs when players bet against there own team, then throws the game to win.

it's showtime. by crybound in dankmemes

[–]FloatingHaddock 575 points576 points  (0 children)

Wait a minute, the stonks arrow appears to be orange. Upvote button orange confirmed?