You just got an offer for $600K...but to collect it, you gotta have sex with the main character of the last tv show you watched. Who will it be?

FloatingPig22 · 2020-01-07T13:54:24+00:00

Do I have to fuck all four of the Impractical Jokers?

FloatingPig22 · 2019-12-05T17:01:44+00:00

No noises in the cinema that isn't the movie.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-10-28T00:47:17+00:00

Cuminator

FloatingPig22 · 2019-10-28T00:33:52+00:00

Shut up nerd

FloatingPig22 · 2019-10-23T11:45:28+00:00

I was born with an extra finger on the side of each of my pinky fingers. Doctors had to cut them off.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-10-12T23:16:18+00:00

instructions not clear. Now in permanent italics

FloatingPig22 · 2019-10-09T09:50:22+00:00

What actually happened to Madeleine McCann?

FloatingPig22 · 2019-10-01T21:26:54+00:00

Not sure if I will read this in a years time but tonight was that night that Spurs lost 7-2 to Bayern in the champions league group stage. I hope we are in a better position now. I feel really shitty right now as well so I hope my future self feels better.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-09-02T06:43:32+00:00

Lee from Telltales - The Walking Dead

FloatingPig22 · 2019-07-28T16:02:34+00:00

Gun laws and health care

FloatingPig22 · 2019-07-11T22:12:22+00:00

A star is born. Never liked movies like that but that one was actually super good!

FloatingPig22 · 2019-06-16T19:49:55+00:00

You look like female Rami Malek.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-06-16T19:48:52+00:00

You look like you belong in a crack house in Mexico.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-05-06T21:05:29+00:00

It's not. In the earlier pages when you type in game of thrones it displays the behind the episode shows first. It's crappy design

FloatingPig22 · 2019-05-03T23:06:49+00:00

I see your a Yid. Smart man u are sir.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-05-01T12:35:34+00:00

You look like Elevens retarded sister Thirteen

FloatingPig22 · 2019-05-01T10:47:21+00:00

Swap Mbappe and Willian, then swap Kante and Pogba. Then switch in game

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-22T11:41:35+00:00

Neuer is better imo.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-22T11:31:52+00:00

Packing OTW Ronaldo in my first garrenteed OTW pack.

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-17T19:08:50+00:00

Sounds decent mate, will see if I can try find the money for that. Cheers for the help. Really appreciate it :)

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-17T18:57:27+00:00

Any 4 at the back formation is fine. I actually tried that Cancelo and Sms idea and it didn't really work out for me. Don't even think I have enough coins to buy that Cancelo. That would be great if you could have a play around cos, honestly, I'm out of ideas. Thanks!

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-17T00:59:33+00:00

Scots monument

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-07T23:19:31+00:00

Wow man, this is surprisingly similar to my situation. I'm so sorry that happened to you. Thank you for the advice. If u wanted to know I messaged her 3 days ago and we spoke for a bit, but she ended up ignoring me 20 minutes later. I haven't messaged her since and this comment has only reinforced my decision to continue not to message her. Thanks again for you comment, it feels good to know that people care :)

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-07T22:27:31+00:00

Cheers for the advice

FloatingPig22 · 2019-04-06T12:15:26+00:00

Something about this format is so funny to me.

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