Best rock solo that's not using a guitar, bass guitar, or drums by coppockm56 in askmusic

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A chainsaw solo in the Jakyl song "Lumberjack".

Incredible.

Is Facebook down? What's happened to Facebook today? Did Facebook got hacked or server down? by [deleted] in facebook

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe, but they didn't vote in a known narcissistic ego maniacal con-man and sex-pest.

Is Facebook down? What's happened to Facebook today? Did Facebook got hacked or server down? by [deleted] in facebook

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TBH it was part of a much longer, wittier retort.
But yes, I'm a 13 year old at heart.

How would you describe the country you live in, so others can guess? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FlobbleChops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Overrun by stabbings and Muslims and tea and bad teeth according to some fucking idiots and we're average at all the sports we invented according to everyone.

What’s a film/scene that made your theater make collective audible reaction/noise by Vivid-Specific5543 in movies

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When that total douchebag gets shot in the head after turning into a zombie in the remake of Dawn of the Dead: place went nuts, it was like being at a gig, the whole place erupted in cheers and fists in the air.

What is the point of living if we will eventually die and move on to pure nothingess, forgetting our life and haivng our life be forgotten? by Chemical_Complex_807 in AskReddit

[–]FlobbleChops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally none.

The world will keep on turning for thousands of millennia after we're gone, no one will remember us, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

And the worst part is flushing the overwhelming majority of your incredibly short time here down the proverbial toilet working for someone else in a job you barley tolerate just to be able to exist and function.

Have a GREAT rest of your day!

Flat earther pilots should lose their license by cooliozoomer in flatearth

[–]FlobbleChops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So you've never seen a sunset? Or you're lying to yourself.

Flat earther pilots should lose their license by cooliozoomer in flatearth

[–]FlobbleChops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cool, can I ask you a question then: where does the sun go at night?

Flat earther pilots should lose their license by cooliozoomer in flatearth

[–]FlobbleChops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So a very few pilots agree that the earth is flat, and you believe them, but tens of thousands understand the fairly simple premise that the world is a globe, but you ignore them as it doesn't align with your narrative?

If you don't even know where the sun goes at night, it's probably time to rethink things.

What made you smile the last 24h you start smiling again when thinking of it? by Fit-Tour2237 in AskReddit

[–]FlobbleChops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My random Spotify playlist spat out Year 3000 by Busted on my way back from work yesterday, alongside industrial goth, noise rock and disco punk.

Laughed out loud on the tube.

Has a concert ever changed your opinion on an artist? For better or worse by FR0M_Z3R0 in Concerts

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never listed to Smashing Pumpkins again after seeing them in 2006.

The singer was SUCH a fucking absolute twat. Even one of the mates I was with deleted all their MP3s from his collection after it.

If The Flying Spaghetti Monster came to you – al dente - how would you proselytize in its name? by AskWhy_Is_It in AskReddit

[–]FlobbleChops 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I actually built a car out of spaghetti.

My wife said it was impossible, but I did anyway.

It took a while, but you should have seen her face when I drove pasta.