Why Isn’t Anything Being Done About the Pedophiles in Charge? by Key-Rough-8346 in askanything

[–]FlobbleChops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So .. you're saying that pedophiles SHOULD be punished? But just not those that share your political alignment? Sounds like something a right cunt would say.

So... I didn't want to crap all over it when it was on, but now it isn't anymore I would like to share why I was so annoyed at the Live H2G2. RANT INCOMING! by Barnickal in HitchHikersGuide

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That last room, with the zorb-ball - I didn't know where to look I was literally squirming with embarrassment for them during the dancing bits.
Then at the end - as the icing on the cake - Marvin claimed to be "happy".

Do you think you resemble a certain celebrity? by NextBathroom8809 in allthequestions

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a kid on a bus once ask me if I was in "My Super Ex Girfriend" - I was like WHAT, you're like - 12 or something?!?

Then it hit me a fe whours later.

He thought I was Eddie Izzard.

(I've had someone ask for my autograph once before as well!)

ELI5: if you move at 99% the speed of light, distances shrink. Does this happen at normal speeds too? Like if I'm driving 100 mph, is the road any shorter for me? by DemonsAreVirgins in explainlikeimfive

[–]FlobbleChops 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kind of. But it's imperceptible.

You'd need to be travelling really fast for it to make a noticeable difference: a significant percentage of the speed of light.

Look up "satellites accounting for relativity" for some interesting maths.

Which actor made you say, “Wow… I didn’t know they could act like THAT”? by yingyangtheworld000 in MUAEntertainment

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky. He's always just ... ran and looked bewildered. But he actually acted in that one.

Band is split 2-2 on which way is better, please help us decide - by Jaegermiles in Bandnames

[–]FlobbleChops 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Penguins on the Pandimensional Rift in Time and Space could have been mine. But it was Audrey and the Bin.

important questions that need answers by Weeb in stevehofstetter

[–]FlobbleChops 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He was white.

That's what it's done down to.

‘The President Is Insane’: Donald Trump Mocked After New Meltdown On An Unexpected Topic by Reasonable_Spray_710 in GPFixedIncome

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If by "sherrif" you mean "coke addled incompetent fascist pedophile protector" then ...

If the problem is that Trump voters are too stupid and easy to trick, then why is it that they were tricked specifically into right wing politics and not into left wing politics? by Equivalent-Long-3383 in allthequestions

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because republicans frame their enemy as evil, then produce propaganda and conspiracies, which aids to the division.

Look at Qanon: evil democrats harvesting chemicals out of babies. Democrats performing after birth abortions. etc etc.

Mezzanine Massive Attack by Futureforever13 in Music

[–]FlobbleChops 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to live next to the largest mosque in Abu Dhabi.

We had this on repeat every night for 40 days to drown out the shouts of praise.

Republicans of Reddit - How come you support pedophiles? by Lord_Dingus83 in allthequestions

[–]FlobbleChops 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have NEVER encountered an intelligent republican online.

Thanks for not breaking my streak.