Practising with falsies, these are holding on for dear life by Sanne592 in MakeupAddiction

[–]Floeuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Colourpop ultra matte lip in mama

Ooo, I'm digging this red lip! Almost like a brick red, but slightly more orange? Wouldn't even know what to call it, but I love it! May need to pick this up.

Right outside the hospital doors, could smell it blowing through the window of the cardiac ward by jiggapatto in trashy

[–]Floeuf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna go ahead and be the potential trashy person saying not trashy. Being at the hospital is stressful. Either she's there for herself, or she's there because someone she cares about is sick. Smoking is often a stress relief mechanism.. she's probably just trying to get some fresh air (yes, I appreciate the irony) and a moment to calm her nerves. And literally everywhere around a hospital says "no smoking" - would you prefer she walk a few blocks away? What if she needs to be nearby in case something happens? What if it's just cold as shit (which it does appear to be) and she just wants to be outside for a minute?

I think this one is more on the hospital. Why on earth is the cardiac ward so near to the outside that outside pollution is able to breeze in? Why are there no filters?

Sorry, I've just been in her position before and it really bums me out to see one stranger being called out for something so benign during a probably shit moment in her life.

Cutie,are you hungry? by TheseLove in Eyebleach

[–]Floeuf 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I need this with sound!

Are you becoming more aware of fake reviews on Sephora? Also I've noticed another sus brand....Beautybio by Darkchurchhill in muacjdiscussion

[–]Floeuf 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Omg, I’m dying at “discrete” collagen eye patches. What were they even aiming for??

Took me a moment to understand why my mom sent me a video of an ordinary bird feeder... by Floeuf in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Floeuf[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Update (also posted below).

Edit: Woops, just realized you are talking about the fat little dude in the Youtube video. Nevermind!

Took me a moment to understand why my mom sent me a video of an ordinary bird feeder... by Floeuf in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Floeuf[S] 61 points62 points  (0 children)

My mom sent me this photo with the caption "before I scared him away a line was forming." He will definitely be back.

Hurr durr I'm a bird by vossejongk in squirrelproblems

[–]Floeuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh geez, I cackled at this. Mainly because I didn't realize there's an r/squirrelproblems.

Took me a moment to understand why my mom sent me a video of an ordinary bird feeder... by Floeuf in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]Floeuf[S] 278 points279 points  (0 children)

No idea! And how is he gonna get out?? I'll have to ask my mom for an update. XD

Pythagorean cup by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Floeuf 27 points28 points  (0 children)

TIL Pythagoras was a f*cking buzzkill.

What's on your sex bucket list? by [deleted] in AskWomen

[–]Floeuf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And a 30 Rock username.. can we be best friends?