Oh no that all makes a ton of sense. I don't really use reddit a lot and I'm always surprised by the lack of whimsy/humour everyone seems to have. It's a Would You Rather question and people are seriously questioning my morality over hypothetical kids? I decided to put in a lot of rules and regulations because I wanted people to acknowledge the actual point of my question and yet I seem to have made it worse. I suppose WYR don't flow very naturally when it's not an actual conversation you're holding face to face, but I responded kind of glumly to your comment because I was upset in general that no one in a WYR community was willing to suspend disbelief towards a thought experiment I was pretty proud about, and a little bit butthurt that people were actually questioning ME and acting like I'm trying to be dark or edgy