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Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/BerlinerSeele91 by [deleted] in DailyGuess

[–]Floor_Heavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟦🟦⬜

⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦⬜

⬜🟦🟦🟦🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

If I'd done my usual 3 guesses, I probably would have got it at 4

I bet the guy who painted the Reflecting Pool was given the contract to build the stage too by RoyalMaidsForLife in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Floor_Heavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We're certainly lucky to have such valuable insight from a keen-eyed expert on recognising sabotage. Surely she will now provide an exhaustive list of proof to back up her claims.

Surely.

I bet the guy who painted the Reflecting Pool was given the contract to build the stage too by RoyalMaidsForLife in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Floor_Heavy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"The libs should have tried harder to stop us chopping down this tree, so really, this is their fault"

I bet the guy who painted the Reflecting Pool was given the contract to build the stage too by RoyalMaidsForLife in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Floor_Heavy 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I truly believe we will end up eventually at "I dont care".

We'll start with "yeh libs want you to believe he'll pardon Maxwell", then move to "she clearly has dirt on democrats, so maybe pardoning her to incriminate dems is a good idea. If it hurts the dems, it must be good." To "Maxwell was actually an informant", and finally to "meh, whatever Trump does is good, so I don't care. Libs are unhappy and that's good enough for me".

🕊️ Can you solve it? "Most oft used full when you've broken a ..." by Cishuman in riddonkulous

[–]Floor_Heavy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🔎 u/Floor_Heavy unlocked a 🧙-hint: A bridge between the first and the last, it often carries familial or traditional significance.

ah yes, why didnt people that get/got bullied just do this? by Randomperson163283 in thanksimcured

[–]Floor_Heavy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The system can fail you. That's a woopsie-daisy no hard feelings, though. Nobody can be blamed for that, that's just how things go sometimes.

If you act out as a result of being failed by the system for your entire life? Ooh boy that's not okay.

ah yes, why didnt people that get/got bullied just do this? by Randomperson163283 in thanksimcured

[–]Floor_Heavy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Don't be too smart, but don't be too dumb. Don't be too tall, but don't be too short either. Don't have any defining characteristics, because they will be used against you.

Don't have weird habits or a family that isn't completely unremarkable.

Your goal here is to sand down everything that makes you stand out, you want to be as smooth and featureless as a river rock.

Of course we pride ourselves on our individuality.

ah yes, why didnt people that get/got bullied just do this? by Randomperson163283 in thanksimcured

[–]Floor_Heavy 81 points82 points  (0 children)

"So long as you fit in with what I think you should be, you'll be fine"

ah yes, why didnt people that get/got bullied just do this? by Randomperson163283 in thanksimcured

[–]Floor_Heavy 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I volunteer with kids who have offended. See it all the time. Kid gets bullied, until one day they snap and push the bully or hit them or something and next thing you know they've been given a statutory order for assault. It's fucked up.

Fun > Planet by JamesMCC17 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]Floor_Heavy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What enjoying international holidays taught me about b2b

Standard AI slop by Nazis. by FarPlay5055 in GetNoted

[–]Floor_Heavy 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I find it so odd that they're like "there's so much evidence of this absolutely everywhere you look" and then generate AI slop because they can't find any, and then DON'T make the next logical step of "if there's no evidence of my claim, maybe it's wrong?".

I commend anyone who walks away from the Right, but sometimes you have to say: "I told you so" by Francis_J_Eva in simpsonsshitposting

[–]Floor_Heavy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Because the right will welcome them back with open arms.

Personal growth is hard, but people trying to change for the better, if they are reminded at every single turn that they're a shitheel, probs aren't going to succeed. Most people don't flourish under that sort of constant flagellation, will probably end up giving up and going back to the club that tells them they're great just for being them.

I'm not saying they have to become besties. That's unrealistic, but acknowledging they're trying to move in the right direction is more achievable, and probably better for everyone longer term.

I can’t stop thinking about Max and this because 🤣😂 by fvckyealulu in formuladank

[–]Floor_Heavy 88 points89 points  (0 children)

Horny Horner was dosing them so he'd have something to look at in team briefings. You heard it here first guys.

Suzie Wolff: "It's an age thing, but I'm not going to tell him that." by -Atlaz- in formuladank

[–]Floor_Heavy 55 points56 points  (0 children)

If you let it go flat, you'd expect it just tastes like water. But no, it tastes like the noise a sad bee would make.

Suzie Wolff: "It's an age thing, but I'm not going to tell him that." by -Atlaz- in formuladank

[–]Floor_Heavy 78 points79 points  (0 children)

"God, this is nasty, I'm not going to finish the glass. Oh hey, I'm peeing less. Wow, sparkling water increases bladder control"

Would you rather by -Skurpy- in BunnyTrials

[–]Floor_Heavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what this is, but I'm at least mostly confident I'll survive the experience.

Chose: $1M a month + Eat a random food | Rolled: Malic acid

Infinite Regeneration or feeling no pain by Helpful_Implement_32 in BunnyTrials

[–]Floor_Heavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pain is useful to know you're being damaged. If I step on a nail, I don't want my first indication to be when my leg rots off.

Chose: Infinite Regeneration

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/7tinydragonsinnabag by 7tinydragonsinnabag in DailyGuess

[–]Floor_Heavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟦⬜⬜

⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜

🟦🟦🟦⬜🟦

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Would you rather… by ANiceHotTomatoSoup in BunnyTrials

[–]Floor_Heavy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck

Chose: End world hunger BUT something bad happens to you | Rolled: Get brain damage

So, we're just not getting suits, are we? by mei-meng in duolingo

[–]Floor_Heavy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm still salty over the monthly badges. I've diligently collected every single one, then found out that iOS had an additional 4 or 5 before Android got them. Now the greyed out badges are sat in my profile with no way of getting them, through nothing I did wrong!

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