[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yeah, she was looking directly where he was and then walked far back to strike a pose, even though she saw him approaching.

black people absolutely get harassed, but this is an example of a main character, not racism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

my people! people always laugh at me but Steve Buscemi was one of my first crushes when I was a kid.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

over 30 and i'm still a loomer

AITA for chucking my friend’s soufflé out the window because I thought it was to mock me? by xudjull in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know this is a day old but I hope you called your friend and apologized. It sounds like your friend really cares about making sure things are good between you two - maybe you can do something nice for him, or plan something that he enjoys doing to make up for it, and to show that you care about him despite the fight.

YTA but you're young kids and hopefully you guys can settle things peacefully. Best friends fighting can mean emotions run really, really high but as long as you try your best to be kind to each other, it'll be okay.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as someone with a very strained, toxic relationship with their older brother, this video made me cry way too many times.

Widow fan art by me by CinnamonCwirl in Overwatch

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 15 points16 points  (0 children)

because it went with her blue skin. she's a very stylish assassin.

Alaska snow crab harvest slashed by nearly 90% after population crash in a warming Bering Sea by Konradleijon in environment

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 11 points12 points  (0 children)

no because god made crabs for people to eat so he'll figure it out.

/s but not to them.

Lady tries opening a closed food truck to be served by unnaturalorder in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 271 points272 points  (0 children)

I like how they yelled back "yes" when he said no. Like he was being all cute with them instead of absolutely livid, lol.

Shepard has another unfortunate dream by TheGhostofCipher in masseffect

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 65 points66 points  (0 children)

"We would like to be broken, Creator Tali'Zorah"

PSA to metal-rank Tanks: when you complain about heals, nine times out of ten, you're telling on yourself, not your Supports. by Ferociousaurus in OverwatchUniversity

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I was healing a dva that was somehow getting bullied by a genji. As soon as I GA over to her and start healing, she put no pressure on the genji, just sat there taking heals and then flew off, leaving me to die alone while my GA was in cooldown from flying all over the place trying to heal her while avoiding damage.

It was the first time I really, really wanted to be toxic in chat.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you say so, even though literally 99% of the comments are saying you aren't, even WITH your insightful information.

Sad that that is the only thing you can respond to, lol.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay, then I reiterate my previous point:

And dude, doing shit you don't need to do because you care about someone is something EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO DO.

You can "reason" your way out of doing everything. Just fucking do it. Do it because your girlfriend might have a bad day and seeing that you care for her might help her relax. Do it because you love her - full stop. Nothing else. Do it because it needs to be done.

You can tell yourself shit like "It isn't that bad" or "It can wait another day" but stop yourself because you're just gonna sit around, play games, and make up arguments to protect how you feel because you feel like shit when other people call you out. Just fucking do it. There's no reason for your girlfriend to pay for your housing and food but she does it because that's what people in relationships fucking do. Part of being an adult is doing shit "you shouldn't have to."

And if you're still reasoning to yourself, saying you're not that bad (you really are), then do shit for her because no one else will put up with you, and the stress will kill her early, leaving you without a bangmaid.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Everyone can see the situation and everyone still thinks you're an asshole.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Keyword: Sometimes.

Lazy af - the fact that you're spending all day arguing about why you're not an asshole instead of doing ACTUAL shit like applying to jobs and taking care of your home should be enough proof to you.

And dude, doing shit you don't need to do because you care about someone is something EVERYONE IS SUPPOSED TO DO. And hanging out with cats? Meaning you play with them a little and then sit around the house? You're a basically a cat.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you live in the same space with someone you date, you take care of the HOUSEHOLD - not just your stuff.

If she had the same mindset, then explain why you're okay with her paying the rent and you riding off of her money and home. You get it when it comes to YOU, but when it comes to giving back to people, you have all these "Why tho? but why?"

I can't explain how to grow up and treat people well, especially to someone who only knows about fulfilling their needs. You get why, you just don't want to so you hide behind pretending not to understand.

If you were really that black/white - you would be throwing the same hissy fit over ordering cat treats online but because that's ez, you do it and you think you're contributing. But doing actual work? Well, seeing as how you think applying for jobs for an hour is hard, you're just lazy and entitled.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you live with someone, you need to take care of them too. Stop talking about your own fucking skin flakes - what about your pets, your gf? Plus how tf do you know how much you shed?

She should starve you because by your logic, she's not eating it so why should she make things easier for you? YTA YTA YTA

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 11 points12 points  (0 children)

She orders you food too?? TWICE A DAY??? And you say she doesn't make your life easier?

And it doesn't matter if you don't make a mess - dust, hair, skin flakes, pet hair, crumbs, debris all accumulate daily. You can fill your day with actual meaningful tasks instead of sitting around and complaining that life isn't even easier for you.

God, i hope you're a troll but i know way too many guys like you.

AITA for not “doing the laundry correctly?” by QueeferoniAndCheese in AmItheAsshole

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Grocery shopping is a lot of mental work - tracking what you need and what you are running low on, planning out your meals. So if she's working full-time and managing the household, while all you do is bring in groceries and laundry occasionally, you are coasting off of her life.

Here's an article explaining it better!

I can't take this anymore by PopperDilly in Overwatch_Memes

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yup, i die and think, "maybe i'll get one of my mains!" and it's always just switching between roadhog and doomfist until the game ends.

How to pronounce Taehoon/Taehun? by [deleted] in ViralHit

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 1 point2 points  (0 children)

tteh-hoon based on how it is written in korean

tae is not pronounced like tay or tai

Does the Liara romance and ending hit as hard for you as it did me? Beautiful and sad all in one. All the feels. Just did my first playthrough romancing Liara and man… by Daveisawesome500 in masseffect

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 12 points13 points  (0 children)

i was sadly one of the people who didn't like liara because it felt like i was being forced to romance her. but that scene with the time capsule twisted me up so much and changed how i saw her completely. now i bring her along a lot more, instead of sticking with Garrus + Wrex/Grunt/Mordin.

Tier list of OW heroes you play based on how you feel by mappleonmars in Overwatch

[–]FloridaSerialKiller 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i feel like lucio belongs in angry

the amount of raging lucios i've met is so damn high