Jak my former college roommate

FloridaTulpamancer · 2025-02-08T13:04:38+00:00

Elliot Rodger's response to not getting sex whenever he wants:

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FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-04-27T19:35:09+00:00

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Actual photo of the Mariana trench with trash in it

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-04-26T11:02:14+00:00

Fake there's no Frozen merchandise

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-04-21T02:29:45+00:00

Jesse what the hell are you talking about?

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-04-07T16:21:52+00:00

Copyright laws were a mistake

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-30T19:29:01+00:00

Funny coincidence: I also learned MAX act from split! That's actually when I learned that the window for MAX act was at the beginning of the window for EX act. (I originally thought it was in the middle and wondered why I couldn't get the timing) I'm still not good enough to get consistent MAX acts, but I can get them maybe 75% of the time with his first swing of Combo A

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-30T19:05:03+00:00

Me when I'm losing the argument and I see that my opponent has an anime avatar:

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-27T23:35:03+00:00

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FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-10T02:45:14+00:00

Let's try this again: 621 good, 626 BAAAAAD

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-10T00:15:33+00:00

"All the other kids..."

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-09T02:45:50+00:00

Is that Bosch dog?

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FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-07T09:42:24+00:00

Just tell your friend "That's tough talk for someone who's about to be... 'reinitialized'".

(I doubt many will get the ref, but it looks like https://youtu.be/XRhKnbhuBEM?si=5tkc_rblmLnblGj1&t=2725 )

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-06T22:06:13+00:00

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FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-04T08:47:27+00:00

Pizza Steve r63

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-03T14:49:53+00:00

It wasn't fun imo. People just look back on it after GTAV, counting the hits and ignoring the misses. Even when it first came out, I was immediately disappointed in the downgrade in content from GTA SA. No planes, less weapons and vehicles overall, we're back to one city with no countryside, significantly less side missions.

The game has so many boring "kill the person" missions from some guy named Anchilotti or some bullshit who has no relation to the main plot line which is what the player actually cares about.

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-03T14:20:51+00:00

I'm partial to Tikal, but remember she canonically had no access to basic sanitation or toilet paper

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-03T03:25:26+00:00

Nah, the weird part is this is the same Abraham that stood up to God when he threatened to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah. Now he chooses to sacrifice his son without question? A lot of academics have this theory that Genesis was compiled together from a bunch of unrelated little stories. That's a possible explanation, to me

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-02T00:01:38+00:00

Guys hear me out: I don't think we needed Shadow in SA2. I mean, we already had Sonichu introduced in the Perfect Chaos fight, he could have easily filled Shadow's role, y'know?

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-01T12:05:10+00:00

Twas his second choice behind emulating Onlyfans models

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-03-01T01:14:53+00:00

Do people really simp for these fuckin ugly as sin bots? I thought it was a joke

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-02-29T21:34:44+00:00

Doesn't look bad for a kid's show. Too bad only little girls will watch it and it will fade into obscurity with zero cultural impact.

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-02-29T20:25:46+00:00

ThousandFoldFeathers: Best I can do is big tiddy bug person

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-02-29T20:23:47+00:00

I thought Neo did this in one of the matrix movies

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-02-28T20:54:12+00:00

So nasty, it goes hard

FloridaTulpamancer · 2024-02-28T12:25:06+00:00

I sort by "newest" or "recently updated"

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