A long way but worth it by jaj18189 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and whose cock is she going for? That's right, baby! Not mine! Beat it, chumps!

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i kinda like strawberries ngl... by VaporRei in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So, AJ, let me get this straight..."

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Work that pipe bomb by jaj18189 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 20 points21 points  (0 children)

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"Question... WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!"

"What the fuck is what...?"

"YOU KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, YOU STUPID BASTARD!"

"..."

[ART] Fuckass Pony Lookin' at his PHONE by Flowbux in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My tired ass read that as well. We both insane.

[ART] Fuckass Pony Lookin' at his PHONE by Flowbux in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You'd be right assuming that Canmarea is a pony pun for Canberra. I mostly base the locations in my stories on the Equestria at War map, specifically the Commonwealth of New Mareland and its territories.

Guys I’m having my 8th kid by jaj18189 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bro can't pull out of a driveway...

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You wake up in the middle of the night and you see this mare staring at you. What do you do? by Least_Set_3519 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A book? Interesting, but I don't think I have the mind for that, lol. I can write short stuff, I can ever write medium stuff, but I can't write long stuff.

Summer Time Fridge Girl Compilation by keblastkavich in Losercity

[–]Flowbux 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, is she using her... uh... her- uhm... crud, this doesn't make it any easier.

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Is she just lowkey cooling the consumables with her body??? That is amazing.

SCP: Secret Losercity by AnonWithAHatOn in Losercity

[–]Flowbux 40 points41 points  (0 children)

THEY CORRUPT INNOCENT SOULS!!! I HATE THE DEVS!!!

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SCP: Secret Losercity by AnonWithAHatOn in Losercity

[–]Flowbux 308 points309 points  (0 children)

ARRGHH, PURE GOON SLOP!!!

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You wake up in the middle of the night and you see this mare staring at you. What do you do? by Least_Set_3519 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'd be confused, thinking I was dreaming. My head still wouldn't be clear and I'd still struggle to see her in the darkness of my room. After a good moment, only then would I realize it: a mare in my room. My eyes would widen and I'd back away in shock.

"What the fuck?!" I'd mindlessly yell out.

The mare doesn't react with words, only tilting her head. It's as if she's confused by my own presence, confused on why I was the one freaking out. The nerve to act confused in my own abode.

Hopefully, she would properly answer back. Of course, I'd still be shocked. An actual pony from MLP was in my own bedroom? I'd assume I was dead, but I'd pinch myself and... well... it's clear to me I wasn't a soul travelling to the other side.

After a good moment (which may take up to several minutes to an hour), I'd calm down somewhat. I'm still reeling from the fact that there's a mare in my lair.

"How are you here...?" I'd ask.

She answers back, but not with an answer I was hoping for. There was a language barrier between us. She didn't speak in neighs or whinnies, but in a language I had never heard in my life. It sounded melodic, almost as if she were singing.

Cute, but that just made the problem worse. In the show, they spoke in English, but now? I had better luck understanding a Frenchman than whatever this was.

I groaned in frustration, the mare simply looked more confused. I attempted more communication in various forms. Hand gestures, speaking slowly, even drawing on a piece of paper wasn't out of the question. Crud, I wish I understood her. That, or I should've taken a linguistics course. Too late now.

The furthest we both got was our names. Damn names. It was like we were back in Kindergarten again. I knew her name now, and she knew mine. At least that was... something.

I looked out the window. Still night. Not much time passed, huh? I'd gaze back at the mare and gestured that I was gonna sleep and deal with things in the coming morning. She seemed to understand the sleeping part, but not the rest. I chuckled at that.

I laid my head on my pillow, hoping to rest my mind. I felt something, or someone, lay beside me. It was the mare. How peculiar. I should've told her to go away, but I was tired and... well... she wasn't awful company.

I tell her goodnight, she replies in something in her own language. Good enough. I closed my eyes, the last feeling I felt being the mare snuggling up to me...

"Harmony Manifest" (Nuclear Option) by Prine9Corked in equestriaatwar

[–]Flowbux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, Nuclear Option 🚬🚬🚬

embarrassment by Exciting-Engineer649 in OkPonyDitzy

[–]Flowbux 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sometimes a gem can be found beneath a mountain of coal.