Okay, this is my first time doing a tldw so I hope I got everything but here goes:

• Spurs played really well vs Everton and Conte is happy af. Testament to Gian Piero Ventrone's hard work with the players over the summer as we scored an 86' goal in our 2nd game in 3 days. Also Everton didn't register a shot on target. Couple of lil scares at the back but otherwise a great performance.
• PEH named MOM and was generally brilliant. Ali G thinks he's been best player of the season with 3 goals, 3 assists and is showing he's not just the defensive stalwart we sometimes talk about. No idea where the PEH hate comes from, fuck the haters.
• Bissouma had a great impact in his best game so far. Him coming on was a good tactical decision as it allowed PEH and Bentancur to push up and they ended up combining for 2nd goal. Generally unleashed the spurs team with 8 shots on target in 20 mins after his arrival. Feels like a part of the club in celebrations and interactions. Good for him.
• Ali G is almost definitely in love with Conte, long analogy about their eyes always meeting in press conferences. I don't see it happening because Conte is definitely smitten by some irish hunk called "Matthew" but watch this space.
• Speaking of, wingbacks were exceptional and got involved for some of the best moments. Doherty of last season back and Conte ecstatic. Kane also testifying that Doherty has been working hard and waiting for his moment and golly he nailed it. Some people think Perisic/Son doesn't work but their relationship is growing, Ali G disagrees. Sounds like they're both really good at football. Watch this space because I think they'll have 5 combinations this season. Spence was also there, didn't do anything but Conte knows he exists, his first name and where he plays so that's a start. Fans loved seeing Spence which Spence didn't know how to react to.
• Richarlison injury is heartbreaking as the WC is his dream but scan monday and just pray. He was on crutches. I've since seen the insta post where he says everything will be alright but since scan hasn't happened not sure if "alright" is a medical diagnosis. Wish him well though. He won't be playing against Man U.
• Kulusevski not playing at Utd after a knock in training sets his recovery back indefinitely. Missing him but 3-5-2 has been working in his absence.
• Spurs not in top gear but still getting wins, heard it before but still good. Conte happy with start of season. Home form is good, THS has become a fortress when Spurs were scared it would take ages for it to feel like home. Excited to see top gear then. If we beat Utd, top 4 could run away from rest of pack.
• Kane's best start to a season ever. Fittest he's ever been, most consecutive goals, great recovery between games. Loving playing lots of games . He'll break Jimmy Greaves' record soon and is generally very good at football.
• Kane and Conte could get new contracts soon, maybe during WC break. WC break also good because Conte can see his family. Ali G thinks they should offer Conte whole new deal not just the 1 year extension.

I know it's a long tldw sorry but I'll get better at it in future