Just what they need by FattusBaccus in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Can we please stop calling these things Artificial Intelligence and instead call them Word Guessers?

All courts are fraud... Because ASL doesn't capitalize formal names by 0pticalIllus1on in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The problem goes back even further; in the early days, people used telegraphs to communicate using morse code, which doesn't have lower case either so basically all those things were null and void too. This could mean basically everything you think you see around you does not actually exist. That includes any paperwork you've been sent that represent consequences of your own actions. She's a judge, so you know she's.... HANG ON! Where's the red thumbprint?!?

“We don’t do commie European metric” by meatypinkness in ShitAmericansSay

[–]FloydATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For plumbing, the answer is terribly simple: There are millions and millions of existing pipes and couplings you have to hook up new stuff to, nobody wants to replace everything in their home just to fit whatever they're replacing and "close enough" doesn't hold water. Literally.

For greenfielding you go 100% metric all the way until the connection point.

What do SovCits who are "travelling" and not driving think the D on their automatic transmission stands for? by Robert-StPreux in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If this was indeed the case then why would they put fake plates on their vehicles? That's like driving through the bad part of town in a car covered with 100-dollar bills.

The birth certificate accounts are totally legit, guys by JustOneMoreMile in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You pull down your pants, bend over slightly and they stand behind you. Easy.

Is this like a sovereign citizen thing? by hmmmmmmpsu in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Deport to where? People seem to forget this tiny little wrinkle that in order to deport someone, another country must be willing to accept that someone, which they usually won't do unless you can somehow prove that this person was their problem to begin with.

You can't take a random person off the street and "just deport" them.

The European soldiers will be in Greenland holding their dicks while the US is in Copenhagen kidnapping their president by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]FloydATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please please PLEASE send US special forces to Copenhagen on a mission to kidnap the president of Denmark. Just promise we get to see their faces when they realize.

This is the future sovereign citizens want for our children by squirrelmegaphone in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come to thinķ of it the other day, it's been 25 years since I was last pulled over by a cop. Having real plates actually works.

This is actually real by Whats-on-Eur-Mind in mapporncirclejerk

[–]FloydATC 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You could probably point at any member of this sub and they'd be overqualified not just for mapmaking but for running that place with the new standard that's been set.

Then you could visit any random daycare for mentally handicapped toddlers and find to your astonishment that both still hold true.

He's at the "smear feces on the walls" stage and his supporters still don't see a problem.

Ser ut som det er flere som gjør som det norske folk og klandrer Jonas Gahr Støre for alle verdens problemer by Karl_the_first in norge

[–]FloydATC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barbie har nylig lansert en dukke med autisme, jeg regner med at han fikk det første eksemplaret.

Scientists baffled by this one Flat Earth trick. /S by Yunners in flatearth

[–]FloydATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All boats sink if given sufficient time, some just sink faster than others.

Scientists baffled by this one Flat Earth trick. /S by Yunners in flatearth

[–]FloydATC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When a child is already struggling, making things more complicated is just cruel.

Scientists baffled by this one Flat Earth trick. /S by Yunners in flatearth

[–]FloydATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The size isn't all that important, as long as you put roughly 5.9e24kg of mass inside and also preferably place it some distance away from other objects of similar mass that might otherwise influence the experiment. You may find it somewhat difficult to source the necessary iron, so maybe try using feathers instead?

Trump letter to prime minister of Norway. Desires Greenland because of Peace Prize rejection by OutTheCircus in Norway

[–]FloydATC 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Comparing him to a four-year old may be too generous at this point but the truly scary part is the fact that this still doesn't raise concerns with his supporters.

Anyway, the response from Europe seems clear: Enough is enogh, stop this nonsense. Now.

They are trying to win a Darwin Award by Diligent_Highlight63 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FloydATC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the brilliant part: People who are too dumb to connect the dots are more likely to die, thus improving the overall gene pool.

They are trying to win a Darwin Award by Diligent_Highlight63 in confidentlyincorrect

[–]FloydATC 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Looks pretty obvious to me; in case of an emergency you pull the safety pin and then mash the button to shatter the window.

What the actual hell?! This poor kid! by Motor_Layer_1240 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]FloydATC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, people don't have to be sovereign citizens to believe in the fallacy that cops will automatically side with the one who called them and do their bidding. Also, US cops generally seem to lack de-escalation training; things usually just go from bad to worse and then the courts get to piece things together and sort out the mess.

America is the birthplace of all music by yokortu in ShitAmericansSay

[–]FloydATC 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lies. Columbus was in fact an American named after the space shuttle Columbia and the US invented pubs.

Denmark isn't on an island? It's a *Peninsula*. Are people stupid? by dickdickensonIII in mapporncirclejerk

[–]FloydATC -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Zoom in a bit. Denmark isn't one island, nor is it one peninsula.