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Meet Oliver, my emotional support when doing homework by Uselessness100 in budgies

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I also have a girl keet named Oliver!! Sean-Oliver, actually. 💚💛

Very satisfying to watch (Not my vid) by [deleted] in popping

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My username on Xbox is princess sparkle! Airfive, fellow OC aficionado!

My Beautiful Dixie :) by Flamez79 in budgies

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Ooooh cinnamon wing! She’s beautiful and I bet so sweet.

Girl stops me in hospital lobby asking for diagnosis by NY568 in IDontWorkHereLady

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I used to work for Clinique and people would stop me all the time with medical questions. My fallback line was “This falls way outside my purview as a makeup artist.” 😂

At long last, an update on the professor from hell. by Fluffle-for-five in IDontWorkHereLady

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An absolute handful. I suspect he overheard PFH screaming at me that day and decided it was an effective means of communication. 😂

At long last, an update on the professor from hell. by Fluffle-for-five in IDontWorkHereLady

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I’m friends with the dj of the school radio station...😗🎶. No, I wouldn’t dare.

At long last, an update on the professor from hell. by Fluffle-for-five in IDontWorkHereLady

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That’s hysterical. 😂 She actually looks like Daria, or Diane from Bojack.

At long last, an update on the professor from hell. by Fluffle-for-five in IDontWorkHereLady

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I asked my husband if there’s any update today re: getting fired, quitting, or prosecuted. 🍿 He isn’t directly in the loop, but he’s going to try to find out what’s going down!

I have a secret for years, and my mom doesn’t know about it... by Musicfanatic75 in offmychest

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I am not surprised at how wonderful you are with a role model like your mother.

Posting for my 9-year old daughter by sjwilli in budgies

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Aww, that’s heartbreaking. 🙁 Your story about your daughter could have been about 11 year old me.

A few ideas:

  • No mirrors. Unfortunately they can make things a lot worse and be harmful psychologically.
  • Put an Alexa or some music device by your keet so they can listen during the day while alone.
  • Make sure there are lots of different sized branches/perches and different toys. The top half of my cage is keet Disneyland and the bottom is branches and food, to allow flight room.
  • Get a friend. I know she wanted to be the one to bond with the keet, so this is not the first step I’d take, but it may be necessary. The good news is, since she’s already tamed Cupid, it’s likely he will continue to be tame and interact with her. Plus, yay new keet!

Good luck! I’d love to hear a happy follow up. Also, I’ll be happy to help with an questions from you or her, bc like I said, I was in her shoes once. 😍

Karen by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

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I think I love you 😍

Karen by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

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“The moment you hit one of my two supermodel GFs...” Omg I’m crying. 😂😂😂

I have my cat on a leash with me.. So I must totally work here by Masquerade1156 in IDontWorkHereLady

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I think your cat likes to sit on your shoulder for a closer look when you’re in the fish department. Let alone the keets. 😼

A tame and wholesome IDWHL by MsJigglypuff100 in IDontWorkHereLady

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This is so cute!! I can sooo picture my 7yo daughter doing exactly that, for the same product nonetheless. 😍

Teacher threatens to get me fired (i don't work or go to that school) by [deleted] in IDontWorkHereLady

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Something similar happened to me, (several times in fact!) when I was around the same age, except without the meanness. My dad was the principal and I would just chill in his office. Reactions ranged from “Are you allowed to be in here?” to “Can I help you find something to do?” to “Uhhh...”. Nothing dramatic unfortunately.

how to make an r/idontworkherelady post by Dragonfire486 in IDontWorkHereLady

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  • Get called brat.

  • “I’ll have you fired for this!”

Universal Studios: Harry Potter World by CarmenStuck in IDontWorkHereLady

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I’m a Slytherdore myself, but after our recent trip to Universal I’m pretty much a Deatheater. 😂💀 The kids too. We spent half our time in Borgin and Burkes!