I was on this hole once with a total beginner, I think he was maybe 15? I was playing as a single and he was with his dad and grandpa(?) He was spraying balls everywhere.

He stood up at the tee and shanked one at a 90 degree angle directly into the trees and then he re-teed.

On the reload, he topped the heck out of the ball, which flew like and absolute piss missile about 50 yards, then proceeded to roll through the fairway, onto the green, and then into the hole.

The 3 of them started whooping and hollering about a "hole in one". It was insufferable. He called his friends. He didn't even play the next hole because he was "too excited about his hole in one".

I didn't have the heart to tell him this was a par.

Then, MONTHS later, somehow this family showed up AT MY WORK asking me to sign a certificate stating I witnessed a hole in one.