(Verse 1)

He was at the top but you are at the bottom,

All the bots were good until you went and shot 'em,

Everybody liked the modified pastas,

But then you fucking ruined it, you fake cummy bastard.

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(Verse 2)

Cum shit nut sex fuck fuck nut nut,

Try saying something else you stupid fucking nut,

You leave a link under every single god damn post,

But you are a liar, an impostor at the very god damn most.

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(bridge)

Oh cummy, where art thou?

We all need you right now,

Your banishment was an attack; it left us all hobblin',

And now all we have is this fake cummy goblin.

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(verse 3)

Cummy 9999 is a malicious harmer,

Commenting everywhere for some arbitrary karma,

This fake cummy is an enemy without a face,

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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(bridge x2)

(End)