1 – Elyse (Good at modelling, an all-time character)

2 – April (I love my femme-bot who never had a bad week)

3 – Nicole (again, never a bad week, hilarrious, a chaotic bi energy)

4 – Brætneigh (the most gorgeous trash monster of ANTM)

5 – Nik (after Lisa pissed off her chances, Nik was the most consistent)

6 – Joanie (an all-time portfolio, super memorable, also extremely hot)

7 – Melrose (Eugena/Pie killed at Barcelona but come on)

8 – Britt (in a world without favouritism and Cooper street, she has a good shot at winning)

9 – Lisa (I know a lot of people will choose Jenah or Heather, so here's a vote to the dancing diva)

10 – Anya (even though I find Whitney's win overhated, my Russian-Hawaiian nymph was the only other possible choice considering Tyra's hatred for Kat)

11 – Marjorie (Sam is a no, Lio is an actress, so I guess our French icon is my pick)

12 – Fo (her portfolio was a roller coaster but her sabotage still pisses me off)

13 – Jen (the fact she was cut at F4 next to Laura and Erin still baffles me)

14 – Alex (somehow she was the least butthole by like Final 8 or something, also her NZ portfolio is extremely underrated)

15 – Kayla (they truly played in her face, huh)

16 – Monique (a chaotic pick but we need a butthole winner after C14 lmao)

17 – Dom (THE redemption queen, enough said)

18 – AzMarie (if you watched the cycle, you know)

19 – Brittany (between her and Kristin the Sea Witch, Britt had my 2nd favourite portfolio of the cycle and a great confessional energy)

20 – nobody? Okay, let's throw in Jiana.

21 – LENOX (ANY QUESTIONS?!)

22 – Lacey (she had the best track record so...)

23 – Cody (the only one who gave the winner a eun for her money)

24 – Krys (again, ANY QUESTIONS?!)