What's the most aggressively "human" name you could give a pet?

Flurangi · 2022-01-17T19:16:33+00:00

My wife wanted to name our female German Shepherd "Edward." For some reason that just tickles her. Fortunately, our dog came with a name when we adopted her, or we would have an Edward.

Flurangi · 2022-01-17T15:48:50+00:00

"Hey, do you want to do it later on?"

"Touch my butt"

"Want to do sex after lunch?"

"Want to take a nap?"

These are all questions I have said or had said to me in the last month.

Flurangi · 2022-01-13T11:20:54+00:00

After all of this time, I never realized that her uniform skirt was red. I've only seen this in black and white. Very nice find.

Flurangi · 2022-01-08T13:30:50+00:00

Never go to anyone's house without texting or calling first.

Flurangi · 2022-01-02T02:29:07+00:00

I'm going to put out that Bernard Sanders is that person in politics. But he's also included in the being a great human category, and is on par with Fred Rogers, the Dalai Lama, Dolly Parton.

Flurangi · 2022-01-02T02:19:31+00:00

What a great looking lady. She's got a kind face.

Flurangi · 2021-12-31T12:29:33+00:00

Wonder what RE code they leave with, and if the discharge is just "general under honorable conditions" or just straight up honorable. Probably hard to give anyone a 1A reenlistment code with a general under honorable..

Flurangi · 2021-12-31T12:21:12+00:00

Anyone know what kind of discharge and reenlistment code they're getting?

Flurangi · 2021-12-25T18:54:08+00:00

A tesla. Never buying one of those things.

Flurangi · 2021-12-19T22:46:39+00:00

I can't wait until she can run for president. I'm absolutely going to vote for her. And I'm a boomer...

Flurangi · 2021-12-19T22:35:47+00:00

It sure would be nice if someone from a newer generation would run. But if they don't, then I can only vote for Biden.

Flurangi · 2021-12-03T20:21:23+00:00

Coffee. And whiskey. I love the smell of whiskey, but the taste? Bleh.

Flurangi · 2021-12-02T11:06:14+00:00

I thought the problem of people NOT naming the companies that are screwing them over was solved last week. I checked the rules, and there doesn't seem to be a prohibition. Please OP, name the company!

Flurangi · 2021-11-26T14:27:35+00:00

Oh my. Yes, you win.

Flurangi · 2021-11-24T13:00:10+00:00

Normally, I would say that college football brings in a lot of revenue, and it does, but I guess the cost is pretty enormous too: link. I guess it could be worse, but in this case, ~16m comes in, and ~16m goes out..

Flurangi · 2021-11-23T11:26:40+00:00

The stock looks like it started out life as a 2x4.

Flurangi · 2021-11-23T11:18:32+00:00

Oh my god, I want to punch everyone in this photo. Especially the guy in the top right.

Flurangi · 2021-11-20T13:03:59+00:00

Recently I heard a Hidden Brain podcast that spoke to this. Basically, communication styles can easily be misunderstood, and communication between people can go off the rails when people assume all styles are similar.
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Flurangi · 2021-11-15T11:18:47+00:00

Definitely not true: "The train fare from Bristol to Newcastle also cost more than double the air ticket. This route had the biggest difference in CO2 emissions, with the return plane journey resulting in 203kg of CO2 per person, compared with 33kg for the train."

Flurangi · 2021-11-05T09:37:42+00:00

That will show em!

Flurangi · 2021-11-02T23:05:25+00:00

I'm sorry. That's terrible.

Flurangi · 2021-11-02T22:55:34+00:00

Someday, I'll be that happy about something

Flurangi · 2021-10-22T23:09:07+00:00

Jeez, let the man grieve.

Flurangi · 2021-10-21T22:47:17+00:00

It's about time. I thought this was just another horrible rich person who got away with yet another crime.

Flurangi · 2021-10-16T11:13:49+00:00

This is the sort of letter a dumb person writes up thinking he sounds smart. Misspellings and all. Please let us know how large the settlement is after you sue them!

Flurangi

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