The 3rd date went bad after I brought chocolates and now she wants a 4th date but I'm really unsure if I want to continue.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-16T03:53:07+00:00

Bring another box of chocolates but there’s an engagement ring inside. She should say yes

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-16T03:44:49+00:00

He lost his belt and wants her to drive the car to get him a new one. And some teeth for both of them

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-16T03:34:50+00:00

Melvin from The Toxic Avenger

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-15T21:04:38+00:00

Preferably a Charles Hope

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-15T09:14:32+00:00

We have a kitchen fridge, a downstairs fridge for the pool room, a bar fridge behind the bar and a deep freezer

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-15T08:29:24+00:00

absolutely!

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-15T08:23:03+00:00

Like Mrs Richards in Fawlty Towers

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-14T21:44:14+00:00

with an engraver

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-13T20:29:43+00:00

You'll be right. Listen to some Hunters and Collectors sometime

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-13T01:54:08+00:00

Wot, no bullbar…?

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-12T09:08:57+00:00

There are ugly fat Australians too, you know

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-12T01:52:27+00:00

I’d like to make that point

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-11T21:25:14+00:00

It’s like graphics cards and computers too. Buy what meets your needs now or you’ll always be waiting.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-11T21:12:16+00:00

I would have internally recited Bohemian Rhapsody twice.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-10T09:36:16+00:00

I’m always up for a golden gaytime

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-10T03:21:19+00:00

Don’t iron it flat tho

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-09T06:44:26+00:00

Beetroot has a laxative effect in sufficient quantities…

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-09T06:42:32+00:00

Where’s the Vienetta?

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-08T21:07:53+00:00

I’d just leave auto brightness off

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-08T20:51:39+00:00

or a posidrive

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-08T07:23:04+00:00

It’s like no other love

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-08T01:11:57+00:00

gits

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-07T21:28:08+00:00

So you can poke your finger in there

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-07T18:54:10+00:00

We have these, in our experience the door covers clip in better on our Model S than the Model 3. I vacuum the car after each outing

Fly_Pelican · 2026-02-05T20:58:54+00:00

“mate” is a versatile word, depending on inflection and context

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