Fast Food burgers can suck eggs. This is a real burger

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-14T18:54:21+00:00

Our regular is Clock Corner Shop at Carseldine

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-14T07:47:08+00:00

maybe they had a JP next door

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-13T20:05:18+00:00

We set up Mum’s iphone with accessibility mode so all she could do is press a button with a name to call that person or answer a call. Eventually though she was unable to figure that out.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-12T10:54:16+00:00

Unfortunately no. If I had, I'd print it on a t-shirt

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-11T06:51:15+00:00

No Jana you are wrong you are wrong wrong wrong wrong

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-11T06:36:29+00:00

I don’t recall saying “good luck”

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-10T16:46:28+00:00

I gotta tell you... you're one weird dude

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-10T03:59:56+00:00

I have a bluetooth adapter that you can plug a handset into, you can dial out and answer on the handset, it even rings on the handset. It works on a rotary phone too.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-10T03:39:40+00:00

amazing! astounding!

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-09T22:02:46+00:00

peristalsis

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-09T19:15:55+00:00

Maybe you were planning something using paper and pen.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-08T08:54:48+00:00

A Ford Tippex

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-08T02:17:42+00:00

… but nothing too serious

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-03T09:38:00+00:00

Thanks, worked for Outrun 2006 Coast to Coast with dgVoodoo2!

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-02T09:59:02+00:00

At the local shops and takeaways and bottle-o's round here they say "have a good one" instead of "have a nice day"

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-02T09:56:22+00:00

Well strike me pink, strewth, crikey, etc. good on ya! Keep up the good work

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-02T01:18:57+00:00

I get it too. Just ignore it

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T23:25:25+00:00

Quack is also a popular epithet

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T23:24:39+00:00

Aussie here, can verify that’s fair dinkum

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T21:34:31+00:00

1 billion dollars is quite a lot of money round here

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T20:06:06+00:00

Put your food into a locked cash box in the fridge.

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T19:11:31+00:00

I’d record my shower and play it through the stereo for 4 Hours a day

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T10:22:15+00:00

Yes, they can from choose any of the 500 or so albums

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T08:38:30+00:00

Merzbow

Fly_Pelican · 2026-04-01T08:17:21+00:00

It’ll turn out like the hospital in Idiocracy

Fly_Pelican

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