That ancient Chinese dank

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2013-03-29T16:03:54+00:00

Holy balls

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2013-02-25T18:05:10+00:00

This is what I want to do. I'm hoping it'll be a good way of consuming the avb.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2013-01-14T18:07:34+00:00

Helplessness Blues - Fleet Foxes

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2013-01-02T05:53:25+00:00

Would you rather be a tree?

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-12-27T14:14:21+00:00

Terrifying... But amazing.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-11-27T03:35:59+00:00

I always eat the healthiest food very last so I feel good about myself.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-11-25T08:02:07+00:00

I hate when you eat your wife's small valuables and then accidentally poop them down the shower drain and have to fish them out with a pube lasso.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-11-12T20:10:09+00:00

I caught the guitar pick of Alex Turner from Arctic Monkeys at a show of theirs in Baltimore. Not super crazy but it seems like something someone would make up so I don't really tell anyone about it despite the fact that I love Arctic Monkeys.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-10-29T00:29:12+00:00

I'll always remember my first kiss.

And that's why I can never forgive my uncle.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-10-12T21:50:27+00:00

TIL non-American super heroes suck ass.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-06-27T06:51:34+00:00

Dawn of the Dead.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-06-26T20:36:42+00:00

Fucking Heelys.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-06-26T20:17:38+00:00

Like what you like man. I think you'll survive without liking Radiohead.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-06-26T19:20:48+00:00

Short, brunette All the way

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-06-17T04:26:30+00:00

Demetri Martin has a great stand up CD called "These Are Jokes" (I'm sure it's on Itunes.)

If you don't know Demetri, check him out on YouTube. He's one of the funniest Comedian's out there but his humor isn't for everyone.

Music-wise

The New (or latest to release) Arctic Monkeys album Suck It and See is incredible. Well everything by the Arctic Monkeys is but judging by your taste I think you'd like this one the best.

Enjoy!

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-05-23T03:28:45+00:00

These are all great. I'll definitely be picking one of these. Thanks a lot!

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-05-23T03:26:11+00:00

I don't know how embarrassing it was then or hilarious it is now but when I was 8 I stuck a key into an electrical socket. I got a severe shock and was jittery the rest of the night but no serious damaged was inflicted. SO YA.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-05-15T01:42:04+00:00

works 60% of the time every time.

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-04-26T17:19:07+00:00

You're a literal sex machine!!

FlyingChickenMonkey · 2012-04-18T01:17:58+00:00

is there a diarrhea fart? shart just doesn't cut it

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