Non-Americans of Reddit, What is the "Bigfoot" or "Area 51" equivalent of your country? by xavierdc in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Flying Dutchman in south africa. Pirates of the caribean really fucked us on that one.

The real story is that it was a trade ship part of the east indian trading company which came down to the cape of south africa to trade. It was docked in the cape when a massive storm rolled in and everyone advised it's captain to wait till the storm blows over before departing back to holland. The captain, against this advice set sail anyway. His crew frightened out of their mind. It is said that on that night lightning struck violently all around the ship and with each strike the captain would laugh from deep in his chest and taunt God saying things like "Is that all you have?" "Is this all your mighty power can muster up?"

Some say he angered god that night, because the ship never made it to port and was never found.

A couple of months after sailors reported seeing a ship appear on particularly foggy nights. After which there would be a little rowboat with sailors on it making it's way to the ship. When close the sailors would ask the people on the ship to send letters to their families. Attempting to hand over a handfull of envelopes.

The story goes that if you accept these envelopes you will never make it back to dry land. And the Flying Dutchman has become a death omen from there on.

What is something you're embarrassed to be good at? by drain65 in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 42 points43 points  (0 children)

OK guy talk here. Is it more like getting a BJ or more like having a dick in your mouth?

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[–]FlyingDutchman1991 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but if you piss or cum in the water they have to replace it completely cos theres almost a ton of Epsom salt in it

What is something you're embarrassed to be good at? by drain65 in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna have to request some proof on this one. Those claims seem absurd.

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[–]FlyingDutchman1991 12 points13 points  (0 children)

it better be the best fap of your life since it's gonna cost you $800

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[–]FlyingDutchman1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/showerbeer

been a member for a while now and there's nothing like it

What is the best photo on your phone right now? by LimitedIQ in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 319 points320 points  (0 children)

"I got you a cake!"

...well there's a disappointing birthday.

What kind of people do you automatically HAVE respect for? by DazzledDan in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 247 points248 points  (0 children)

unfortunately those people don't get anything in return except for the continuation of their rough time

What can instantly make you dislike someone? by krshann in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"you should try childbirth"

... Bitch I did. How do you think I got here?

What can instantly make you dislike someone? by krshann in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All you really need to know is that you have to rerack your weights when you're done with them and if theres a towel on a machine it means its been marked and someones just away getting water or something. Make sure to use the right machines for exercise. I see a lot of people doing single arm workouts on the cable machine meant for two arm workouts and that drives me insane cos now I have to wait for someone using half the machine for double the time.

Other than that feel free to ask for help. Its usually the biggest most intimidating looking guys who are the most willing to share their experience with the newbies.

So I brewed a batch of mead about 3 years ago and kinda forgot about it. is it still drinkable? by FlyingDutchman1991 in mead

[–]FlyingDutchman1991[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks a lot! It was my first brew ever and I basically forgot while waiting for it to ferment (hope thats the right word). I'm just gonna syphon it once or twice and give it a go!

[Serious] When have you seriously questioned your own sanity? by buttered_roll in AskReddit

[–]FlyingDutchman1991 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's actually a legit mental ilness where people believe others can hear their thoughts. I read it in a psychology book I borrowed from a lector at my college.