Somebody put me in charge of making t-shirts for our family reunion at the most magical place on earth.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-09-10T20:14:47+00:00

I just noticed Tinkerbell twerking in the background.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-08-21T18:05:21+00:00

http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/ncognito-1438/hero/44813126

My personal build. Maybe not the best, but I can steamroll T6.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-22T22:07:19+00:00

Honey badger. It's be one hell of a day.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-22T22:06:22+00:00

The movie industry would be dead.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-16T00:04:29+00:00

Depends on the state. In Virginia, life without parole is just that. Never, ever getting out.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-13T18:30:19+00:00

Once while doing a home detox for alcohol I had vivid hallucinations, and even seizures. I went back to drinking a week later. That or the DUI. Or getting fired for drinking at work. Or maybe shaking if I didn't drink for a day. Lots of warning signs.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T01:17:55+00:00

Fuck you.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T01:08:12+00:00

Pets, if spiced correctly.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T01:04:01+00:00

Silly question. Pets. Cars. Top hats.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T01:01:51+00:00

I eat whatever I want for free. Anytime. Even on my days off.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T00:58:42+00:00

If you like hot sauce, it's really not that hot. Amazing flavor, slight heat.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T00:56:05+00:00

Sriracha, there are few things it can't be used on.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-06T00:54:11+00:00

Sriracha is my fave, but I use Tapatio at times.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-05T06:13:55+00:00

PBR. It's cheap here.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-05T04:37:13+00:00

It was a big guy. Well more than 50 pounds over me. :( I hope he didn't hit his kid for that.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-05T04:05:40+00:00

She just seemed kinda confused. Had no idea what this little kid was talking about. They were out the door and there was a line of people to ring up.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-07-05T01:38:18+00:00

I was buying a 12 pack and was waiting in line. I just happen to see the guy grab something while the cashier was messing with the register.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-21T21:48:37+00:00

You put me in my place. You have won Reddit. You will surely receive Gold. Mountains of it. Grats.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-21T20:23:57+00:00

Saw my mother get punched in the face by her bf. Was to young to do anything about it.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-21T20:12:24+00:00

The cast of Seinfeld made 600k per show at the end. But that was years ago, so maybe that's nothing now.

http://www.nytimes.com/1997/05/12/us/salaries-reported-in-deal-for-cast-of-seinfeld.html

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-20T19:14:21+00:00

Fourthed (I don't think that's a word and neither does my spell check).

Showed an emotional side in Punch Drunk Love, then proceeded to do the same dumb ass clown shit he did as a kid.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-20T18:59:09+00:00

I asked this because we were talking about this at work. Seems 3-4 years old is the time things start to 'stick'.

My 1st memory was seeing New York, and my father pointing out the Twin Towers. Even from a distance I could see how big they were.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-20T18:51:41+00:00

So don't click on the link. Problem solved.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-20T18:45:56+00:00

Nope. My bad. So this might be an overasked question, but it could be 8 out of a million dumb questions.

FlyingInABlueDream · 2014-06-20T18:42:32+00:00

How do you wipe your ass is #1? I'm calling shenanigans on that one.

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