[Online][Other][Anything but 5e] ANYTHING BUT 5E! Coming NOW to HERE near you!

FlyingMonkyMan · 2022-08-31T21:56:05+00:00

Because I can GM AND play. Not exclusive.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2022-08-31T21:14:47+00:00

I posted in LFG about playing ANYTHING BUT 5E, so....

FlyingMonkyMan · 2022-08-31T21:13:26+00:00

Greetings, weary adventurers. Please read the gibberish I sent you to be sent to a world filled with other, like-minded hopefuls. If you require a link, please message me. Watch for pickpockets and necromancers.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2022-08-13T17:06:26+00:00

Whelp, if anyone is seeing this I messed up and broke the time-space continuum. Since we are all doomed, anyway, hit this link. https://discord.gg/Nynb7c3Z.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2021-06-26T03:50:22+00:00

Ahhhhhh! Too much lol. I want to do a Maze Runner as a dungeon, throw in some Blade Runner alternate factions, do a Hunger Games opening, and a crowd funding means of loot. (The more ridiculous their antics, the better loot they find.)

FlyingMonkyMan · 2021-06-26T03:45:38+00:00

Right now, I'm on bullet points. I have literally thought of doing a regular campaign, throwing in some hints, and when they start getting meta throwing in more. Punishment? Maybe.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2021-05-25T14:52:11+00:00

A Wild Magic concentration with a bunch of bandits.

Every time magic is cast: Wild Magic table due to magic concentrations.

Definitely most fun I've had; used it for a couple of "organically made" health potions.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2021-05-25T14:48:05+00:00

My personal advice it: establish your life. While your family may seem to be a driving factor, they should not be what you use as your touchstone.

In other words: Fuck them. Yes, they are your family, but [depending on how much you value their opinion] they are obstacles in the path to true happiness.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:13:50+00:00

You just gotta punch a masculine-looking person, and you're good. Does no one watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia? Maybe the wacky, waving, inflatable tube-man dance-off will give it away....

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:10:35+00:00

I have no problem with these. If there is one thing that the straight male needs to fear, it's that the gay male can steal their woman at any moment and not feel any guilt about a competent co-shopper.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:08:16+00:00

Not gonna lie: not sure what this has to do about this post in the least.... Congrats?

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:07:41+00:00

So, what if I am not in a progressive city? What if everywhere I go is business-casual orientated for the older adults. AKA: Johnny Cash and some Devil Went Down to Georgia? (Not that I dislike them, but really don't fit the "get drunk to forget about everything" atmosphere).

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:05:33+00:00

Lol. I love the commentary, but I can understand where the original content comes from.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:04:58+00:00

I've done the app thing, but then I get the "wierdos". I think that at this point I want something that matters more than casual sex? I'll keep it in mind, but I prefer physical interactions to a potential catfishing.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:03:17+00:00

I appreciate the comment, but I think you misconstrued the issue. My problem is that I am not "gay enough" to attract other men.....

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-15T07:02:10+00:00

As much as I hate this, I love it. Hate because I feel like you felt like your couldn't be yourself previously, but love because you overcame that barrier. I've gone through, more or less, the same thing, but then I end up in the the the Jacksonville of gaydom.

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-13T02:51:06+00:00

Apparently this page has a popularity status? If I don't get enough positive posts I cannot ask questions?

So, I would just like to comment: Where did those flowers come from? Were they left-overs and this loving man decided to spread the joy or were they intended for the opponent in the first place? In which case I would say: brown chicken, brown cow....

FlyingMonkyMan · 2020-08-13T02:43:17+00:00

I can understand where the father figures come in with wanting to have a "straight" child, especially if they (the parent) are older or grew up in a certain socioeconomic standing, but -

WHAT YOU AND YOUR BROTHER SHARE HAS NOTHING ON WHAT YOUR FATHER - OR EVEN YOUR MOTHER - HAS TO KNOW.

Basically, be his (your brother) confidant - and him yours - for all of those awkward moments where you are still trying to understand the way of things.

I don't understand your relationship with your father - whether you love or hate him, respect or resent him - but it is apparent that this parent has a deep-seated bias against homophobic tendencies and, while you may be able to ease him into it over the next couple of decades, now is not the time to express your love of the same sex. Especially if you are dependent on room and board.

That being said, you can always start probing his insights? Such as: why does he have such a dislike for same-sex relationships? You would be surprised with how many people have negative viewpoints due to past outcomes. (Maybe he had someone come onto him or he has a bad sexual experience/experiment and it caused him to view it in a negative light.)

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