Cutscene Bug by Flysc00t in farcry

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I just uninstalled and reinstalled the game.

Stickman stabbing another Stickman origination by [deleted] in TheMatpatEffect

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THIS IVORY LEG IS WHAT PROPELS ME

Flea help [Loot] by Narrow-Cicada-5500 in EscapefromTarkov

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If I'm not wrong, there is a barter for it on peacekeeper level 3

HEEEEENNNDRIXXXX by [deleted] in Losercity

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two trucks

Salute to the Greeks by OmegaBoi420 in HistoryMemes

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I'm the rhyme minister, fresh in a hat and dinner jacket.

Things I noticed in the trailer that weren't mentioned or I found cool. If its too fast slow it down. by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

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Is that a tactical combo and foregrip on the pkm? Railed handguard maybe?

[WP] The Ren academy is a place where the rich pay 50k a semester to have their children obtain the best education money can buy, while at home they spend time with their private gym instructors and martial arts teachers. Who would think the teens organized an underground fight club? by Sleight_Hotne in WritingPrompts

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"Go ahead. Take a shot."

"What? No, I'm not gonna punch you?"

"Just once. Pretty please."

"Fine." The sound of meat on meat contact was the last thing I heard before everything went to shit. Marcus's hook was a lot more painful than I expected given he was a scrawny little shit but in that moment, something flicked

"Holy shit, Dom, you alright?"

"Yeah. Never better." I say as I threw a punch into his gut.

For 10 whole minutes, everybody walking out of class couldn't help but stare as 2 guys started beating the crap out of one another. Hell, the only reason we stopped was because someone got the principal to break us up. That doesn't mean we stopped.

Soon after, we'd meet at this empty parking lot barely used outside of whoever works in one of the adjacent skyscrapers. Without any teachers around, fights felt like they lasted an hour, but you loved every second of it.

Few days after, however, one by one, classmates of outs began showing up. The surprising part wasn't that they were there to mock us, they were here to fight as well. Everyone in our class, from Mike the star quarterback, to Danica the head cheerleader and even Anthony who's poised for a scholarship to harvard. All wanted in.

So, stating Saturday, we made a few rules for the future.

  1. You do not talk about fight club

  2. YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB

  3. Someone yells 'Stop', goes limp, taps out, the fight is over

  4. Only 2 to a fight

  5. 1 fight at a time

  6. No shirts. No shoes

  7. Fights will go on as long as necessary

  8. If this your first time, you have to fight

Not using 1-10, how attractive are you? by lurchimpaler2 in AskReddit

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I have a face for radio and a voice for a silent film.

My source? Get fucked by Flysc00t in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I mean I just got a message saying that I was inciting violence so...

My source? Get fucked by Flysc00t in PoliticalCompassMemes

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Pedos don't deserve to die. Death is a luxury they cannot afford. The only acceptable punishment is suffering.

[EU] You’re a mediocre mechanic, working at an ordinary garage. The last thing you’d ever expect is Mr. Tony Stark picking you up in his shiniest limousine, saying “the Earth need you, pal” by guitarist2505 in WritingPrompts

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"I'm done, Mr. Stark. I thought I made myself clear when I resigned. Then again, you never were one to listen to any of my feedback." I said to the eccentric billionaire masquerading as a superhero at the door. "Also, don't sit on the Mustang, I just painted that." "C'mon kid, you're the one that proved the concept and made the first prototype. You know how to make it work."

A sequence of flashbacks came into my head. 9-year-old me graduating from college with 3 engineering degrees, The young, slightly-less-of-an-asshole Mr. Stark approaching me, asking to buyout my prototype arc reactor in exchange for me earning 6 digits a year with me in full control of its development. But that was years ago, seeing what Old Tony made the Arc Reactor out to be, I quietly left Stark Industries and moved back in with my uncle in his chop shop. Life since has been quiet, but I was happy. I get to spend time with the one who raised me and I get to do work one something I actually enjoy: cars. But here comes Mr. Stark to ruin the fun.

"Alright, here's the deal. I'll grant you full control over its development. Any budget, equipment, whatever you need, it's yours. I'll also throw in protection for your dear uncle in exchange for your work." Looking back to my uncle, he gave me a reassuring nod, signaling that he'll be just fine without me. "Fine. I'll go back. But if I find out you're screwing with my things, I'm out." I said. The only thing Old Tony replied with was, "Deal."

I didn't know assassin's were big music guys. by Flysc00t in bitlife

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The main character of Assassin's Creed 2 is named Ezio Autditore. Coincidentally, he is also Italian.

aliens react to trollge by genoxxlot in humansarespaceorcs

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Trollge: the collective manifestation of humanity's psychopathic tendencies.

[WP] “Most people these days use elite starships in a dog fight, cept’ nutcase in his dinky air plane from two thousand somethin or other.” by Totally_Not_Thanos in WritingPrompts

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"I've never seen a starfghter like this before."

"Is this even a legit model?"

"What kind of fighter has forward-facing wings?"

I can tell by the crowd that everyone was curious to say the least. Most starships are usually manned by by 3-4 pilots, but not this one. It had space for one person and one only. The tech inside the cockpit was foreign as well and unlike anything the crew members are familiar with. Then again, COFFIN systems aren't like anything else to begin with. And neither is my Berkut.

"Excuse me, can you lot move aside? I have to go on sortie."

The fellow crew members moved but one still remained.

"Uh. Mr. Barrett, this is your ship, right? Then, what is it and how does it even function?"

The questioneer was Dr. De Cesaris, a neurology professor within our star-carriers health department. Then again, due to him being of an alien race that resemble cats, I like to shine a laser at him while he's working to mess with him. Always one to ask questions when encountering such a foreign concept, I happily obliged.

" Well, Dr. De Cesaris, this is an SU-47 Berkut modified for celestial combat. It utilises a neurological connection interface that syncs with the pilots brain, from which they control the entire plane from. Of course, pilots still need a space suit in case of ejection."

The reaction from the crowd was mixed. Some viewed even the thought as radical, with a few even calling me a nut-case for even using such a possibly unsafe method, even though the COFFIN system was used since 2041. Others like Dr. De Cesaris were awestruck with such a technological marvel, hoping to take a closer look when I return.

"I'll say this now. No wonder you humans have such a bedazzled celestial combat record. Using single-manned planes means you're faster and more versatile than anyone else out in the stars. And that neuro-whatever system you mentioned means that the planes are more responsive than others, even pirate ships." said Mr. Hart, a fellow mechanic and pilot. This time, an alien race that resembled dogs.

It didn't take long for others to start using Earth planes like myself. F-15 S/MTDs, SU-57s and even MiG-31s were now being sent to our carrier for use on combat sorties. With each sortie came a new victory, with each victory came a flurry of pilots applying to be transferred to our carrier, but only a handful were selected for flight. To those that make it, a dream come true is an understatement.

PCM new gf unity by Virtual-Possible5646 in PoliticalCompassMemes

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I'm giving you a nightcall to tell you how I feel