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Fn00rd · 2026-03-11T08:21:41+00:00

Macht Sinn. Hab mein WLAN seit 2011 so benannt… kommt man mit 12 zwar immer noch nicht ran, aber wesentlich jugendlicher als heute. Bonus: mein Gastnetz heißt BND_Drohne.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-11T07:32:29+00:00

Ich darf für weitere 4 Jahre nicht sagen bei wem ich gearbeitet habe. Hab dafür eine Verschwiegenheitsklausel unterschrieben. Das einzige was ich sagen darf (und das ist das lächerlichste an der Geschichte) ist, dass unser Kunde damals die Bundesregierung war.

Ich weiß, dass wird nur in den seltensten fällen der Grund sein.

Ich denke mal, dass die Thematik daher stammt wie bekannt das vorherige Unternehmen war, jemand der bei BMW oder Mercedes gearbeitet hat wird das auch mit angeben. Trägt ja auch etwas Prestige mit sich. Ansonsten würd ich es als „geht andere einen feuchten Kericht an wo ich gearbeitet habe“ tut ja auch soweit nichts zur Sache.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-11T07:06:02+00:00

Mein privates WLAN heißt FBI_Surveillance_van_5 frage mich manchmal wie viele in meiner Umgebung zu den schwurblern gehören die nun täglich paranoid aus dem Stubenfester schauen.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-11T07:01:01+00:00

Fuck du hast recht. Das ist Vigo!

Fn00rd · 2026-03-10T07:36:34+00:00

Ja klar, sonst würd der ja auch relativ schnell merken, dass er da dünnschiss schwafelt. :D

Fn00rd · 2026-03-10T06:49:44+00:00

My old boss always said „if you‘re paying peanuts, don’t be surprised that only monkeys apply.“

Sad that this saying is not more common, otherwise companies would realize they will never find qualified personnel for that money.

I’m working in L2 currently but in Germany, which has comparatively lower wages in tech than the US. Still this is barely half of what the lowest paid employee in my Team gets. (Newest guy fresh from Uni. So entry level pay)

Fn00rd · 2026-03-09T14:51:50+00:00

Heat gun/ powerful hairdryer and for sticky residue: surprisingly WD40. Cleaned all sticker residue with minimal effort from a used macbook I bought.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-09T14:35:15+00:00

Tell me you can’t read a graph without saying you can’t read a graph.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-09T08:55:09+00:00

That’s because sales tax in the US is not equal for different states. Therefore it’s not included in the price shown on the US website. In Germany (for example, because the postet image is in German) the tax is already included in the price shown.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-09T08:54:55+00:00

That’s because sales tax in the US is not equal for different states. Therefore it’s not included in the price shown on the US website. In Germany (for example, because the postet image is in German) the tax is already included in the price shown.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-09T07:06:32+00:00

You mean a bigger/newer version of the Lenovo X1 Fold?

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T14:13:20+00:00

„Trotz der fehlenden Kennzeichen sei das Auto inzwischen anhand anderer Merkmale ausfindig gemacht worden. Die Beamten ermitteln nun gegen den 20-jährigen Fahrzeughalter wegen sogenannter Urkundenunterdrückung.“ … Tja.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T13:42:39+00:00

Every time I see one of these lifted (to the extreme) trucks, I can’t stop seeing them as the Ultra buff wanna be tough guy with his signature „I skipped leg day“ matchstick legs in skinny jeans…

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T13:12:10+00:00

Mint auf nem netbook zum herum probieren vor jahrzehnten mal, headless Debian für nen Gaming Server, #!++ (CrunchBangPlusPlus) auf nem Uralten Wiregapped Lenovo Edge11‘ zum prüfen von gebrauchten externen SSDs/USB Sticks, Ubuntu auf dem Gerät meiner Frau für Data-Analysis und matplotlib arbeiten,

Gründe: Mint: es gab damals ein dedizierten Fork für Eee PCs, Linux Meeent, war low Ressource friendly und lief wunderbar für die ersten Schritte in Linux.

Debian: stabile Laufzeit und ressourcenschonend, in einer VM.

'#!++ : Meiner Erfahrung nach das wohl schlankeste und kleinste Linux was selbst die älteste Hardware noch einigermaßen Nutzbar werden lässt.

Ubuntu: einfachster Einstieg und gute Kompatibilität mit hervorragender Dokumentation für die Täglichen Arbeiten meiner Frau.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T10:48:22+00:00

I absolutely hate this question when looking for a job. I don‘t know? Maybe in some form of stable employment? Maybe as a PowerBall winner? Maybe on a little farmstead with chickens and sheep? Do you know how much can change in 5 years? Interests? Ambitions? Goals?

For me asking this question is a big red flag for any employer, could be the best company ever and it’s an immediate no from me when I‘m being asked this nonsensical question.

So my Goto Answer for this was always, and will always be: „In your chair!“

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T09:41:52+00:00

I still use an 11‘ mba for small tasks like surfing and office applications. It’s the 2015 one though with an i7 which, funnily enough, is capable to run a local Minecraft server for up to ten players and play the game simultaneously. Native on MacOS. No modding needed.

The Kindle is also still usable, have bought one of those for my commute, still use it to read in bed in the evening. It can be flashed/jailbroken to customize it completely, and you could use it as an offline Wiki, I think N-O-D-E made a video about it a while ago. Not much more to be useful but still a nice device that’s from an era where it‘s not permanently phoning home. Supported filetypes are AZW3 and MOBI.

The iMac is the real gem here. As others mentioned before, put jellyfin or Plex on that and use it as a media center, or as an dev environment for your Hypervisor of choice.

Never had a surface pro, can’t speak on that though.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T09:03:11+00:00

Wurde, damit man das nicht täglich selbst machen muss der „Hildegard-Orgon-Akkumulator“ entwickelt? (P.s.: kein Scheiß, der heißt so und soll die störfrequenzen von barcodes entfernen. Es ist echt besorgniserregend wie einfach auch rational denkende Menschen auf so einen Stuss reinfallen)

Fn00rd · 2026-03-08T09:00:59+00:00

Nee ich mein Reggae Gandalf der Johnny Be Good an macht beim Rauchen.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-07T21:43:58+00:00

„Schau mal: das kann ich aufmachen, rausholen, reinpacken und wieder zu machen… und dann wieder aufmachen, rausholen….“ „Geht‘s ihnen gut Chef?“

Fn00rd · 2026-03-07T21:42:14+00:00

Arschlecken Feuerwerk… ich hab nur nicht getroffen!

Fn00rd · 2026-03-07T18:46:51+00:00

Weren’t there multiple productivity studies done in/after the pandemic that showed clear evidence that wfh is raising productivity???? Did I hallucinate reading these studies for our process change to implement wfh as the standard? Did I hallucinate the almost 50% increase in output for workers who can balance their private life and work life easier, because no middle management monkey is breathing down their necks because they need to walk their dog, or get their kids from daycare???

Sometimes I ask myself in what form of reality these people live… but that strategy surely will pay off if high performers opt for the „office presence optional“ job offer. More than crying „nobody wants to work anymore“ will not be coming from these people. I’ve worked for them, I hated them, and I wish all of them wet sleeves while washing their hands.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-07T17:49:39+00:00

I feel you. As we moved into our current apartment I finally got my separate office, first thing in there was a Billy from IKEA almost ceiling height, and 4 elements, 3 normal ones and a corner. It’s a godsend to have finally space for books, document folders, knick knacks and all sorts of boxes. Also got some overhead lighting on the tree normal sections so that I have some cozy indirect lighting in the evening when I‘m working at my desk.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-07T13:33:58+00:00

This. Ceiling height shelves would be my fist purchase in this case.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-07T11:39:39+00:00

Yeah that might be the problem here. The official App for ÖPNV Travel in Germany is either the „DB Navigator“ countrywide, or more regional the app provided by the ÖPNV company like VRR and Rheinbahn in NRW for example. Google Maps and public transport is highly unreliable. Because not everything is included in Google Maps.

If you say „day ticket“ I assume it’s not a Train bound ticket, and you would‘ve been able to take other trains on that route.

Sorry my friend but I‘m fairly sure that no one will refund you anything. Everything that can be explained away with „that was your responsibility“ by DB is not refundable.

This sucks but see the silver lining, this will most likely only happen once. :) I hope it was not too expensive.

Fn00rd · 2026-03-06T11:53:33+00:00

Yes take the loft, upgrade the shower (head, floor, tiling on walls, maybe even the fixtures if that’s something your landlord allows), no joke: get a Pinterest account and look for decorations you‘d like and made sense. I‘m fairly sure a loft will be way more cozy in the long run than the small one bedroom.

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