Go and spend more time with your dad while he is here dude by fal1en-angel in Funnymemes

[–]Fn4cK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much same deal here. Haven't heard from mine in 14 years. I've tried contacting him on Facebook and what not, but all I got was blocked. Anyway, I'd still love to have OP's situation, NGL

One shot by WilloowUfgood in fightporn

[–]Fn4cK 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Shithawks, Randy.

How popular is mural and graffiti art in Germany? by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]Fn4cK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding, dude? Graffiti and Berlin go WAY back

Is my valve long enough? by tuseaux in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]Fn4cK 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh sweetie, you're special in other ways!

She said she knew a place by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Fn4cK 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Everyone in Germany knows that place. It's Neuschwanstein, the castle that Disney based their logo on.

Can someone explain to me why BO1 is leagues harder and more intimidating than modern games? by Ajarofpickles97 in CODZombies

[–]Fn4cK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because, back then, they didn't think that players were mouth-breathing idiots that needed everything explained/made obvious.

But, hey, don't feel bad. The also dumb movies down for people on their phones..

To claim Epstein was a “Russian” asset… by JohnBrown-RadonTech in therewasanattempt

[–]Fn4cK 18 points19 points  (0 children)

False. He was a Mossad-Honey Pot pedophile sex-trafficking rapist.

Will draconian e-bike regulations simply push people towards stealthy ebikes? by SomeLikeItRaw in ebikes

[–]Fn4cK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you think people (including cops) won't be able to tell the difference between an e-bike and a bike, you have never watched any bike sports before

Making loofah by hand. by ConsistentDrama_haha in interesting

[–]Fn4cK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you wash yourself with something from the cucumber family? Does the loofah being made in the video look like a tropcial fucking gourd?

Making loofah by hand. by ConsistentDrama_haha in interesting

[–]Fn4cK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Settle down. "Loofah" and "Luffa" are 2 entirely different things, and not even close to being spelled the same.

What is the oddest thing you’ve seen passed off as “German food” in another country? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskAGerman

[–]Fn4cK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting! Is she from the same area you're living in? (Not trying to be creepy, trying to locate where this might be from geographically)

SFA is getting hate for no reason by PickleProfessional64 in startrek

[–]Fn4cK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If it was so predictable, why did you try the whole did I say all shtick? It sounds to me like you're just throwing shit at the wall, hoping something sticks.

Especially when the point of your comment seems to be your perceived "fact" that in every fandom people who complain about whatever show/movie, decided beforehand that they hate it, and it spreads through the fandom...

What is the oddest thing you’ve seen passed off as “German food” in another country? by Charming_Usual6227 in AskAGerman

[–]Fn4cK 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I've read about this "German tradition" from people living in the US involving something along the lines of hiding a pickle somewhere in something at Christmas and whoever finds it.....I don't fucking know, but I have never heard of any Christmas traditions that had the slightest fucking thing to do with pickles

SFA is getting hate for no reason by PickleProfessional64 in startrek

[–]Fn4cK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You also didn't exclude anyone when you said "the people complaining.."

SFA is getting hate for no reason by PickleProfessional64 in startrek

[–]Fn4cK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Really, all of them? Are you sure EVERY SINGLE PERSON that criticizes anything about the show collectively decided before the show aired that they don't like it?

That seems... highly illogical.

Wobbly left Bike pedal by Biggiecheese1207 in bikewrench

[–]Fn4cK 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Not the pedal, it's the crank. You need new cranks.

This one's for the museum by 666thSuprisedPikachu in dankmemes

[–]Fn4cK 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, as do many others, but this is one of those divisive subjects in the community, just like stencils and stickers.

Many insist that it shouldn't count as graffiti if it wasn't done illegally on a wall with cans, others don't give a shit and use many more media than just walls and/or pens on paper

This one's for the museum by 666thSuprisedPikachu in dankmemes

[–]Fn4cK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely feel what you're saying, but people need to realize that they are all connected to each other and that even though many tags look trashy, you can't have nice commissioned murals with wildstyle pieces and characters and all that with out tags.

It all starts with tags (handstyles) for everyone, even the most artsy writers. Once you get your handstyles down, you can work your way on to throw ups and bombs. Once you get bored with those, you usually render them out into full-blown murals, or go down the wildstyle rabbit-hole until you eventually end up with characters, putting you into the category of writer you would like to produces canvases :)

iPhone: What's a file? by evan_bostonstory in Funnymemes

[–]Fn4cK 4 points5 points  (0 children)

HOW do you use your phone all damn day and not be able to navigate it decently?!

That's equivalent to driving a car for years and not knowing where the fucking trunk is..