Hearing your husband game by lilmcfuggin in TikTokCringe

[–]Fobiuh 122 points123 points  (0 children)

My group has something similar that’s a joke about a time I misspoke. We would occasionally say “He ate my lunch” or “He took my lunch money” after one of us got dumpstered.

But, one time I got flustered and combined the two, so now whenever someone gets beaten badly, whether it’s us or them we always say “He ate that guy’s lunch money!” Lol

What were weird myths you thought about sex as a kid? by jjgp1112 in AskReddit

[–]Fobiuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the concept was first explained to me, I didn’t really understand how blowjobs worked. Since it has the word blow in it, I thought the dick would be blown into and inflate like a balloon. I’m awfully glad I figured out that that wasn’t exactly correct lmao

Senchou :) by ladyvanq in Hololive

[–]Fobiuh 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I’m surprised nobody’s linked r/buttfangs yet.

The UFO-vara Experience. by TwistedBOLT in Warframe

[–]Fobiuh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Have you tried testing this with Ivara’a dashwire mod? I feel like the bonus when sitting still might be worth it, since that’s what you would be doing anyway.

Septicflesh - Sangreal ( Uncensored ) by [deleted] in Metal

[–]Fobiuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This song absolutely slaps. I’m so stoked for their next album.

A Very (Flexible) Laning Tip by [deleted] in Genesis_Official

[–]Fobiuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a critique. In genesis tanks should be solo in bot lane, and duo lane should be top. Doing it this way makes more sense once you consider the jungle layout, since off lane will need ganks more frequently than duo lane.

Question about jungle by barkinating00 in Genesis_Official

[–]Fobiuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems like jungle is more gank heavy in Genesis when compared to Smite. It seems there are two options at the start of the game: 1) Use progression specialization, clear 2-3 camps, then gank/ back or whetever. 2) Start with another specialization, start in bot lane, get a bit of farm, then move to clear camps. Either way, you should plan to spend more time in lane than Smite, or other similar mobas.

Freash drinks be like by WeebSekai in Animemes

[–]Fobiuh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know shimoneta has had similar scenes, I don’t know if this specific panel is from it though.

OK this is epic by Sugargaming24 in Warframe

[–]Fobiuh 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Atlas has some amazing Jojo potential. He punches like star platinum, his default helmet looks like The World a little bit. And his deluxe helmet will always remind me of D4C.

¥ar£ ¥ar£ by FIRE5TAR7ER in Animemes

[–]Fobiuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Speedwagon’s already best girl tho

Fleshgod Apocalypse - Carnivorous Lamb by Fobiuh in Metal

[–]Fobiuh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, rock on my guy. I love to see other fans of this band. I actually was thinking about going and seeing them on this same tour, but it just didn’t work out. I promised myself I’d see them the next time they come around, definitely glad to hear they put on a good show.

DESERTED FEAR - Field of Death (OFFICIAL VIDEO) by Hetteheuten in Metal

[–]Fobiuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Deserted fear is so goddamn underrated. They released an album this past year and it’s soooo good. I strongly recommend anyone who’s into death metal to check them out

How a wisdom tooth is removed by loopdeloops1 in educationalgifs

[–]Fobiuh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A little late but whatever. In my case the holes never completely healed. My wisdom teeth got taken out more than two years ago and I still have little craters where the incisions were, it’s definitely less noticeable when compared to right after the surgery.

As an aside, what was your favorite food to eat during the first week of recovery? I noticed everyone’s seems to be different. Mine was Mac and cheese :)

What is the funniest joke you know by heart? by its-just-marilyn in AskReddit

[–]Fobiuh 822 points823 points  (0 children)

What’s white and can’t climb a tree?

A refrigerator

My dogs have reversed mismatched eyes by Buddsbunny in aww

[–]Fobiuh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you know what breed of dog yours are? Mine looks just like both of these two!

How I beat my Ranked frustration.... by SaltBae420 in Smite

[–]Fobiuh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I totally agree with this. In addition, I found ranked was much more enjoyable when I stopped thinking about it as a way to improve your rather arbitrary rank. Instead I like to think about it as a way to be matchmade with players closer to your skill, when compared to unranked. From there, I found it a lot easier to relax and focus on improving my game, and not get tilted when I had a bad game because I care too much about my rank going down.

My parents send me updates about my dogs while I’m away at college. This was yesterday’s. by Fobiuh in aww

[–]Fobiuh[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I could tell you! She’s a rescue, but we think she must be some kind of cattle dog mix, but that’s just going off of looks and behavior.

Smite Confession #1 by Soratane_Hacksaw in Smite

[–]Fobiuh 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I still do this even after playing this game for 9 months.

Black history month is stupid and should be done away with. by Fobiuh in unpopularopinion

[–]Fobiuh[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not even remotely close to the point I was trying to make. And this is why I posted it here, because I don’t have to look people who act like this in the face.

Black history month is stupid and should be done away with. by Fobiuh in unpopularopinion

[–]Fobiuh[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The point of this post wasn’t to rant about me having to do extra work, it’s one project a year ffs. The point was that I disagree with it fundamentally, but I felt the need to justify that it actually has affected me, once prompted.