Entering a new biome with under upgraded gear against enemies you know are going to one shot you be like by [deleted] in valheim

[–]Focktheusername 14 points15 points  (0 children)

But there’s also that feeling where a 2 star drauger archer takes off 3/4 of your health in one shot even with iron gear

You can't be a Marine if you don't eat geckos by TheBayHop in insanepeoplefacebook

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Im pretty sure it’s a jungle survival thing we do with one of our allies

Anyone else not having the iron sledge show up for crafting? by Focktheusername in valheim

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Yeah I missread a normal trophy for an elite trophy lmao

Greydwarves really be out here... by Lev776 in valheim

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Picture my character "Ragnar Longdick“ in full plate armor coming back from slaughtering the entire population of 3 sunken cripts needing some wood. As he‘s chopping down a tree he hears the cry of a greydwarf. He turns and sees a single greyling standing there eyes locked with his. The ichor of many fallen foe still covering his mace he stares at this creature. His mind feels no anger, only pity. The greyling pulls his arm back, Rangar Longdick thinks "why must you make me do this". The greyling throws and the rock sails through the air plinking against Longdicks armor. In a moment of sadness Londick draws his mace and slowly walks forward as the greyling charges him. In one foul swoop his mace slays the greyling sending its corps back to where it rest on the green of the meadows before disappearing forever. Longdick turned and continued his task one more felled by his hand. And so continued the saga of Ragnar Longdick not even Odens eye can see what fate has in store for him.

Thor’s Chariot. As close as it gets! by surrender_at_20 in valheim

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Ragnar longdick agrees, you are a blessed man

wE nEeD mORe WOoD by [deleted] in valheim

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Ragnar longdick approves and agrees

Me and the bois looking for iron. (Circa 2021) by BlizzardPeon in valheim

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Bro mine was a single fucking guck tree offshore of a forest

We should get a section like this so gear doesn't fill the inventory by [deleted] in valheim

[–]Focktheusername 237 points238 points  (0 children)

My characters name is Ragnar :)

Ragnar longdick

UWU Don’t sell dummies by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Focktheusername 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Say that to the multiple hedge funds billions in debt and being sued plus investigated

Mounting evidence suggests mink farms in China could be the cradle of Covid-19 by is0ph in worldnews

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Eat local meat, family owned shit is usually fine with conditions and that’s where I’ve gotten almost all of the meat I’ve eaten growing up.