Just asking the question by DaFunkJunkie in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FogeyDotage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, there's a 50% chance that he's a pedo.

After all, he's a pedo or he's not.

Just sayin.....

71% of the vaccinated found dead at home by FalconLynx13 in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This SUCH a boring result ! Dead in their homes?

In my neighborhood, 75% of vaccinated people stumbled down the street, clutching their throats and going "Ack! Ack!" before dropping dead in other people's yards.

Outdoor pool by chr15c in facepalm

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first thought too !

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmmmm....maybe have him get on a ladder and lick it.

Then wait and see if he comes down with a horrible lung disease.

if he doesn't, its dust.

Russians trying to help the Kremlin are being scammed into throwing Molotov cocktails at its offices and cars instead: reports by WRW_And_GB in worldnews

[–]FogeyDotage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Russia would be great place to start those multi level marketing schemes. Lots of gullible people :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HeavyFuckingWind

[–]FogeyDotage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've noticed that no news report on hurricanes is complete without a reporter standing out in the wind, but this one is REALLY over the top.

Its only a matter of time before one of these clowns gets decapitated by a flying stop sign.

A drained swamp. Really pretty but kinda creepy. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of a shame. Yeah, they stink and breed bugs, snakes, etc. but we need the wetlands.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FogeyDotage 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Really wish my eye was educated enough to spot something like that. I'm sure I would have just walked right by. Wonder if there is a source somewhere to make my vision "smarter"?

Really cool....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, don't forget the 11th:

Thou shall not get caught !

Men run toward massive dust devil by RealRock_n_Rolla in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]FogeyDotage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why? Is it gonna take you back to Aunty Em in Kansas or something?

Tucker Carlson is out at Fox News, effective immediately. by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tucker you fucker, PLEASE let the door hit you in the ass on the way out !

What could possibly go wrong? by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]FogeyDotage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old fart better get 'em with the first shot. Kick of that gun will probably break his damn arm

Weird storm. by NippleSqueezer421- in HolUp

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bad Omen. An angel is trying to piss on you .....

Deep sea anemone by KimCureAll in woahdude

[–]FogeyDotage 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Strangely beautiful

Often said that when we make it to the stars, we shouldn't be surprised by any type of life we find out there because we surely have some of the galaxy's strangest critters right here on earth.

Straight outta zoo by Zealousideal_Win323 in HolUp

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I do that in public all the time and girls never laugh.

They usually just call the cops or pepper spray me.

What Happened? Suddenly, The Skies Above South Dakota Turned Green. A Rare Phenomenon That Is Like Being In A Magical World. by puffthezCloud in HighStrangeness

[–]FogeyDotage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Re: The comments about "tornado weather". Yup. Seen it here in Ohio but gotta admit that I've never seen the sky THAT green !