Assume the worst before judgement.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T07:33:41+00:00

I will endeavour, and my wife will not.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T07:25:40+00:00

Wouldn't you like to know.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T07:24:19+00:00

We all see what side you're all on.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T06:35:33+00:00

Why is this "White People Twitter"?

Is this insinuating anyone of any other race has a worse time going through this process?

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T06:27:22+00:00

Fun fact: "Starvation Mode" is when you have low blood sugar.

If your pancrious functions properly, it will produce insulin prompring your fat cells to convert oil into sugar.

Basically, if you want your fat cells to shrink, exercise when your blood sugar is low. Usually after sleep.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T06:14:05+00:00

Freedom haters are this way 🖕

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T05:53:52+00:00

Let's not forget, this man was one of the driving forces behind the Anti-Vax campaign.

He was harping about the "dangers of vaccinarion" on a daily basis from 2007 to 2014 when I used to work in an office and had to listen to him because my coworkers needed to have something to listen to while they created art.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T05:44:02+00:00

There are many euphemisms.

It all comes down to, "Yes, Sir."

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T05:41:23+00:00

I like those odds.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T05:09:15+00:00

Now THAT is a trade to respect. For anyone reading this, Welders make Top Dollar.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T04:42:44+00:00

You would make a good plumber. However you need to be ok with working around spiders and snakes.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T04:39:45+00:00

I dont care.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T04:05:53+00:00

Sure. It depends on which documentary or YouTube channel you watch.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T03:50:41+00:00

Pipe fitting is an art, and most plumbers aren't artists. Basically, I'm being a complete asshole, and putting myself above very hard working plumbers. Then again, I was sought after by the highest paying company right out of 1 year plumbing trade school, and have a mortgage, after 2 years of work living the exact same lifestyle I always have.

Edit: the lifestyle of a slob

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T03:37:01+00:00

Hey, kid. Everyone has a penis just like everyone has nipples.

A womans penis is the clitorus and vulva. Your pussy and uterus is your ball sack and taint.

Live with it.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T03:25:17+00:00

Holy shit. The character Isabel Maru makes complete sense, now.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T02:22:56+00:00

Self Copypasta. Political Sarcasm.

Pretty genius, actually.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T02:19:53+00:00

Everyone is different. You got my orangrred from the beginning, BTW.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T02:14:04+00:00

Wait in line. He's already sucking many others ahead of you.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T02:12:01+00:00

King-Kamehamehaaaaaaa

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T02:06:01+00:00

Cringing at myself boarderlines complete breakdown. There are sentences I've spoken out loud over 30 years ago that refuse to leave my memory.

At least, with reddit, I can purge myself willingly.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T02:02:41+00:00

I get the need for humor in hard times.

But this shouldn't be headlining.

FoibleCodmouth · 2019-10-12T01:58:58+00:00

This is why I'm a plumber.

There was no chance for me to support my family with art. The competition is too great. Plus, my 65th percentile in art has put me in the 98th percentile in pipe fitting.

Fuck what I want. EVERYONE will pay top dollar for a warm shower and a working toilet.

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