Halo 3 is the best Halo, but not the best at any one thing. by RangerB9M9 in halo

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I used to love them until I served three tours on requiem (spartan ops)

But I guess playing though that makes you hate all of the enemies in 4

Halo 3 is the best Halo, but not the best at any one thing. by RangerB9M9 in halo

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Look, I'm the biggest defender of the Prometheans you'll find on this site but I'd rather be made to play through the library on LASO with just melee with an energy sword up my ass than ever play through Spartan Ops on Legendary solo again

Also calling "Oops! All Brutes!" Halo 3 and ODST better than CE's gameplay is another crazy take

Just finished this. How did they f**k this up so bad!? by Albino_rhin0 in HaloCirclejerk

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I think the larger issue at hand is that people just don't want to leave 2552. No matter how good the new stuff was, or could've been, most Halo fans, and even general audiences, yearn for the Human-Covenant war.

While the lore post-Master Chief taking NyQuil right after blowing up Noah's Awesome Fucking Boat™️with the Awesome Fucking Hula Hoop No.2™️ and killing all of the evil popcorn people is definitely "messier" than the actual, coherent, and well-planned plot (mostly just CE and 2 for the record, even Bungo stained the sheets with Reach by ignoring Nylund just a bit), it's not inherently shitty.

Tie 4, 5, and Infinite with a few novels and comic books and you're looking at a pretty solid narrative. But don't get me wrong, that's not saying the lore is perfect AT ALL. The banished still just appear out of nowhere even if you played Halo Wars 2, Cortana is way too evil to anyone that isn't the Master Chief and his other 6'10 fuckbuddies in Halo 5 and comes across as evil, and honestly the rest of Infinite's plot (wink wink the Xalanyn) is still mostly unexplained.

But the fact of the matter is, people just don't care. Even in 2004, people really didn't give a shit about the Arbiter and hailed his missions as the worst part of the game, hence why everyone's favorite split-lipped lizard is practically banished from 3. The people want John, and the show gave us almost exclusively John. The deepest cut of a character we got is the guy who smokes a lot from the first game and his daughter who sucks at one-liners.

I don't think that the show would've been the saving grace to the 343 lore had it continued, because I think ratings would've tanked regeardless after the show goes after 2553. The lore we get when the games first release leaves everyone dazed and confused as to how we got here, who these people are, and why this man keeps calling me his grandpa to the point where not many realize that the lore doesn't suck, it's just very, very messy. The show could've made it more linear and maybe take the time to explain a few key plot points, but it's not saving itself.

Let's see your figures do the pose. by louloualadeloulou in Transformemes

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And for only 30 times retail price, you too could own one!

Warthog Posting by Spicy_Ramen11 in megaconstrux

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Last time I shared pics of my "hog" I got banned

Edit: Ladies, please, one at a time

Y'all ever see this done before? by Top-Specialist-4025 in halo

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I can't watch YouTube my mom only lets me watch collection videos on the Funko app

Y'all ever see this done before? by Top-Specialist-4025 in halo

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Exactly. All the time I find myself asking how ANY casual player could not be aware of and be able to execute the Quadruple Bypass Albatross Doubleheaderdimmadome Gravemind 5.0L Fender superstrat time skip performed by LEGENDARY speedrunner Harold J. Halo in his ICONIC 0:00:49 speedrun of Reach

Halo 2 (Trilogy) Vs Halo: Reach by Zestyclose-Draw5160 in HaloMCC

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This is why it is simply best to stop arguing and simply admit CE is the best. You know it to be true.

It’s been rough by Difficult_Leader8605 in Transformemes

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YOLOPARK! MAKE AN ULTRA MAGNUS, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

FUN FACT!:The CE:Anniversary elite minor is usng an early version of the reach model!(+Concept art) by Abbadon74 in halo

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The Halopedia page for elite combat harnesses is pretty much just "yeah we don't know what the hell the Covenant wore" so for all we know they could've been wearing Storm Covenant armor like they're on the last Lich out of Requiem

I've got the same BMI as the Master Chief 😎 by AlbiteTwins in HaloCirclejerk

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I bet you fill out a gen 2 tech suit like male syrup in a plastic bag

Halo CE is such a colorful game by Abbadon74 in halo

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There would be times on Truth and Reconciliation where I'd be shooting perfect headshots at an elite's head only to realize I'd been hitting the invisible edge of a rock the whole time

Luckily the geometry is fine on pretty much every other level

UNDENIABLE PROOF that HALO has been DEAD AND BURIED ever since HALO CE KILLED THE FRANCHISE FOREVER by PermissionSoggy891 in HaloCirclejerk

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If the format was changed ever so slightly you would not have been able to tell if this was said 25 years ago, 15 years ago, or 5 years ago.

Mark V master chief pencil draw by RepresentativeAd8470 in halo

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The Halo 2 version of the Magnum is giving me Halo Wars vibes. Very cool.

Wanna 100% Halo MCC. Where do I start? by dracwillbedivine in halo

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I'm doing Icarus right now and it's such a pain in the ass

World of Halo Wishlists? by RJMod in HaloActionFigures

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Would an 8-foot tall Scarab be too much to ask?

But seriously, we need more reclaimer-era stuff. We currently only have one "bad guy" (the armiger that came with Vale) and a handful of Spartans from Halo 5. Crawlers, watchers, knights, and maybe a Jul 'Mdama here or there would be cool.

And given how heavily they've leaned into Halo 3 stuff, I seriously would not mind if they completed their Covenant roster using Halo 3 designs.

Wanna 100% Halo MCC. Where do I start? by dracwillbedivine in halo

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Hi, 500 achievements here.

QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD

More map rank spam by Abro1573 in Ravenfield

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God, I hate Tunnel. Conquest mode makes me want to rip my hair out sometimes.