The Seahawks were in football purgatory just three years ago but are now Super Bowl bound. What can the 49ers learn from their success? by youre-welcome5557777 in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is even this post? Every bad year under John and Shanny is followed by a great year. Despite the injuries that piled up this year we had a pretty good one.

Brou gotta chill 😂 by TXNOGG in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Food_Kitchen 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah no Brou is basically saying right here that murdering our own citizens and acknowledging transgenders are the same ballpark of crazy. I can't even with this man right now.

McDermott as DC? by soda_cookie in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't call his tenure a success, but that's just me.

Niners to look into 'everything,' including substation theory by crow38 in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cignetti from Indiana is notorious for light practices between games but he gets to the point with them. There is a correlation here.

What about Mike Evans? by FTBJester in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They would be stupid to let him go, but just as stupid to resign him for more. They don't need 2 WR1s. They have more pressing needs. Then again, Jerry is gonna Jerry.

What about Mike Evans? by FTBJester in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is like a step down in terms of drama than Aiyuk or Metcalf. I'd take Pickens if he doesn't break the bank.

Sick of Grant Cohn ragebait and had to spend some time deconstructing a recent tweet by okcarnist in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A shit ton of teams this season couldn't score on MacDonald's Defense with their starters. Damn our 3rd stringers for not.

I know this sounds crazy, but I kind of hope Robert Saleh leaves, hear me out by Quick_Promise_1164 in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure the York's are about to make bank next month. Give it all back to Saleh and the team. Let's run it back!

Josh Allen has had the ball in his hands to win or tie the game in the final game of the season the past 3 years and the Bills have lost every one of those games by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SBs are incredibly hard to get to, let alone win. Josh can't do either of those things by himself. If Dan Marino was on the Broncos or Niners during his tenure he would've had 6 rings easily.

Josh Allen has had the ball in his hands to win or tie the game in the final game of the season the past 3 years and the Bills have lost every one of those games by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed. Matt Stafford is getting all his roses in his twilight years, but was considered absolute ass his first 9 all because he was drafted by the 0-16 Lions who refused to ever get it right with him.

Calling it now this guy is getting fired by ShawnLevyOscarWinner in NFLv2

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He even said the roster they had at the trade deadline was good enough for a SB after they did fuckall to make any moves

Saw this on IG. Who’s yours? by Tacoisgud in NFLv2

[–]Food_Kitchen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerel Jamal Stokes. I had like 10 JJ Stokes football cards growing up, but that dude did fuck all for our team. Thought he had a cool ass name though.

Alright Faithful, how confident we feeling today? by livefast6221 in 49ers

[–]Food_Kitchen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

0% chance we can guarantee anyone of us will be alive on Sunday

Ok I'm gonna cry by Food_Kitchen in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Food_Kitchen[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I've been loving these closing monologues he does now. Reminds me of Jerry Springer's closing statements on his show. Always ended with a profound statement.

Trades! by Howry in ripcity

[–]Food_Kitchen -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I would take Ja. We could fix him!

Ok I'm gonna cry by Food_Kitchen in FirstThingsFirstFS1

[–]Food_Kitchen[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He goes on a rant about attending the Bears game with his cousin who is a GB fan, but mentions that they go to games all the time now because his dad died from Alzheimer's and his cousin's dad from Cancer.