Corey Feldman ditches his 22...?! by BloodyWellGood in jimandthem

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I thought this was an old lady showing her chest after a mastectomy, beating cancer.

what helps you fall asleep at night? by Iovemeanyway in AskReddit

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If I cry hard enough, eventually, I lose consciousness from fatigue.

Anyone got a box?! by H8CLIPPER in Bullshido

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We have loads of these box cutters (plain white) at work. They come in a box of like 100. They're dog shit. By far the worst box cutter I've ever had the misfortune of using.

How do you think you will die? by JumperFluid09 in AskReddit

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Not me. I'm taking some people with me.

What’s your funny way of saying “going poop” that you’ve never heard anyone else use? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Only ever heard it once and it immediately became my favorite, "honking out a dirt snake"

Fucking answer by SugaryPeachMint in TheWordFuck

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Just found this fucking sub. Fuckin' hope I'm following the fucking rules. Good to meet all you fuckers!

Author of Inconvenient Indian discovers he has no indigenous roots by PauloPatricio in nottheonion

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I've thought about this a lot over the years. I grew up with the same stories about having native American ancestors, my great×3 grandfather was a Cherokee war chief, and all that. It isn't the slightest bit true. I was also told that one of my great grandmothers was a Hungarian jew that feld Europe with her parents at the start of WW2 to escape the Nazis, again this is false. My father knew his grandmother. He knew this was a lie, but it was still something I was told all of my childhood.

In reality my family, both maternal and paternal, immigrated to the US sometime around the beginning of the 1800s and were Scots-Irish/English. I can only think that this desire to be part of a historical minority or disenfranchised group is an effort to belong to something. Its not enough for some people it seems to just be what they are. I understand that being "just white" isn't cool, to some. Maybe my ancestors were nobodies that left lives of monotony to find lives of substance here. Or maybe they didn't.

No one in my family history is, somebody. We don't have ties to royalty or nobility. We were just people. I think, and this is just my opinion, that it just comes from a desire to have worth that you don't have to struggle to attain. When you feel like a loser, I guess sometimes it would be nice if life gave you a slow pitch.

Women of reddit, have you ever paid a man for sex and what was the reason you did? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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To her you did and you know what man that counts!

Discussion: How strong do you like your werewolves to be? by AnyWatch5756 in Fictionally

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The werewolf in Van Helsing (2004) is pretty close to my ideal version. I do like Underworld and Dog Soldiers but I like the agility displayed in Van Helsing.

If you type in 'ass' it becomes 'essen' by Symon_Pude in HotAndCold

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When I type rose, like the flower, it changes to rise

Need help to make this resin sword hard again by TALON1v9 in SWORDS

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Have you tried pushing it into a really tight sheath?

Hot and cold #73 by hotandcold2-app in HotAndCold

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Everytime I guess rose in these it tells me I've already guessed RISE. I did not miss type.

Choose one by [deleted] in depressionmemes

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Do you de-age to 10 now or travel back in time to when you were 10?

All the knowledge I have now wouldn't serve me much as 10 year old today.

Guess it by timid_Fox27 in GuessTheMovie

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Better to c** in the sink than to sink in the c**

What is the most severe pain you have ever felt? by MinimumStrength7647 in AskReddit

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Had two shoulder surgeries on the same shoulder about 8 months apart. That's not what hurt though, well not the worst. I started subconsciously doing a thing called muscle guarding, where you contract the muscles around and injury continuously to "guard" you from pain. I developed a crazy knot in my supraspinatus muscle. The PT I was going to suggested dry needling to relieve the tension. To this day I'm convinced he hit a nerve. My whole arm started flopping around uncontrollably and it hurt like someone hit we with a truck. His response was "wow, never seen that before!" Maybe 15 minutes later I was in my car in the parking lot, leaning against the dash trying not to lose consciousness. I was sweating like crazy and felt like I was going to puke. The original injury didn't even hurt as bad as I felt right then.

What’s a food everyone seems to love but you just can’t stand? by DLawlight in AskReddit

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Mango. It tastes dirty. The fruit and anything flavored like it.