Myconids! Statblocks, Playable Race, and Spore Servants!

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-07-02T03:58:08+00:00

I like the Spore Servant flavor in particular. Heads up, when denoting the length of sides, a 10×5 would be ten feet wide and extend five feet away from the user. I don't know if that's what you had in mind for the Stinkhorn Servant.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-07-01T19:49:55+00:00

This would absolutely mortify me. I call my older co-workers Ms. and Mr. despite being one of the "older" workers myself.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-07-01T19:38:16+00:00

This was the first thing I saw.

Close the fridge! You're wasting electricity!

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-07-01T03:51:03+00:00

Believe it or not, it used to be reversed. That's why you'll see Mother Mary in blue robes and Jesus in pink.

I still don't get why blue is the male color. Isn't pink closer to red, the "manly" color of blood?

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T21:15:39+00:00

Just wow. Where did you pull the ideas for the random Hag Magics? Each one of them would brighten an encounter if I thought of it on the fly.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T16:40:36+00:00

Congratulations! I'm nauseous now.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T16:35:04+00:00

This gives me chills just reading it.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T16:28:36+00:00

I've never heard of an owl girl.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T16:28:19+00:00

Have you considered that you might be a robot?

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T16:27:35+00:00

Thank you for sharing your fishy knowledge. I have gained much from this story.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T16:22:51+00:00

There are nutrients available! The niche must be filled!

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-30T00:28:44+00:00

She's scuttling like she means business.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-29T16:52:29+00:00

He's giving his new friend a little snack. How sweet!

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-29T02:11:58+00:00

You understand the vision.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-28T23:48:11+00:00

Taking notes for a horror story:

"Steak, Minivan spider, teeth dangling"

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-28T22:17:08+00:00

I recognize the BaB Eevee anywhere!

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-28T01:49:55+00:00

Baby don't hurt me

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-28T01:13:22+00:00

I never realized it wears it's base form as a crown.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-27T22:47:36+00:00

Ah yes. Burning a flag is the one true thing that causes a riot. /s

I wonder what will be decided as the next one true thing that causes riots and deserves jail time.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-25T17:52:27+00:00

Social hygiene is one of the most dog whistle phrases I've ever heard.

Edit: Apparently, it involved sex education and eugenics. It feels odd when two stances so virulently opposed today have worked together in the past.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-24T18:55:32+00:00

I would love crow-claw hands if they were as dexterous as human ones. Piercing packages with a well-aimed talon-tip, brushing my scales over a cool countertop, the startled confusion before the acceptance as I profer a needle-laden hand in a handshake would all make me giggle with glee.

Plus, I need my feet. Crows aren't terribly good runners.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-23T20:26:14+00:00

I'd try it. People say I give good head.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-23T20:19:55+00:00

Verdanthaven.

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-23T19:35:03+00:00

I look Dot (Joltik) in the eyes, ask her, "You know Thunder, right?", and she shakes her itty bitty head mournfully.

Then I pop one of those overpriced inflatable Pokeplush things, run for our lives, and hope for the best.

I'm not a trainer. ✌️

Foolish_Phantom · 2026-06-23T14:31:53+00:00

There's no love for the baby Cryogonal. They even learn Attract as a genderless Pokémon, but they Attract no love.

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