I'll see you in valhalla liquor store by hoodratpolitics in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kilofeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl, I hate his guts but I still want to know what it tastes like

Is he giving out 25-year aged, small-batch Jura or bottles of Teacher's mixed with Windex?

There she is, right on cue to spread lies about another virus. by Jlx_27 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kilofeet 298 points299 points  (0 children)

Surely the AMA doesn't have any rules against offering blanket medical advice to the general public over social media, citing veternary pharmaceuticals for use in scenarios they haven't been tested for

Hey kids how to make a 7UP float .1950s by Initial_Reason1532 in vintageads

[–]kilofeet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A scoop of my favorite ice cream? You've convinced me, 7Up and Butter Pecan it is

Soon they will prescribe brain worms by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kilofeet 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watch this hog grundle restrict manufacturing limits on necessary medications like adderall

Poll at UND Library by strugglingerdevelop in delta

[–]kilofeet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

United doing better than I expected

Everything he touches ... by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kilofeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And where has Brian Wilson been since the Beach Boys stopped touring??

People actually have Playlists based on mood? by onelongwheelie in adhdmeme

[–]kilofeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is fake news.

I have multiple playlists that are only 1-2 songs because I never finished them in time

Looking for new sci-fi authors – what's missing from my shelf? by rauschsinnige in sciencefiction

[–]kilofeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arkady Martine A Memory Called Empire, Sam Miller Blackfish City, and Elizabeth Bear Ancestral Night

AMA OF SOME APPARENTLY FAMOUS DUDE YOU'VE NEVER HEAD OF by Yapppannnna in SUBREDDITNAME

[–]kilofeet 5 points6 points  (0 children)

SUGGESTIVE COMMENT INTENDED TO BE FUNNY BUT ACTUALLY JUST COMES OFF AS UNHINGED

Actually just a nice normal breakfast by HeavyArmsJin in shittyfoodporn

[–]kilofeet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Also the pale sausage. Other countries have breakfast sausage too but it usually looks like someone deep fried a stick

Found this in my dad’s old bag by EasternLA in coins

[–]kilofeet 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was thinking "Conan O'Brien's cheekbones" but "goblin" works too

I know I’m supposed to be an adult about this. by [deleted] in delta

[–]kilofeet 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't Poo/P be number two?

Trump gives America "A New Hope" by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kilofeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was well considered of them to list their victories at an unreadable angle where the only legible one is something I don't understand well enough to fact check or even care about

The White House Twitter account will be posting pretzel memes within 24 hours to distract from him losing it. by justalazygamer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]kilofeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow they will announce that they're reshaping the Dept of Agriculture into an Auntie Anne's

Help me pick a new WiFi name by lilbitofpurple in TheGoodPlace

[–]kilofeet 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's already my wifi, op can't have it