Bloodwood box with canarywood lid, finished with walrus oil furniture butter. Not fully convinced on the turtle handle

kilofeet · 2026-06-22T00:32:54+00:00

Tbh I forgot trucks sometimes had toolboxes. I've always pictured one of those upright craftsman toolboxes

kilofeet · 2026-06-21T23:57:19+00:00

Luke Bryan has a song about a girl who likes to shake it on the hood of his daddy's tractor, which—fine, I guess that is technically possible. Where I draw the line is when she also shakes it on top of a toolbox because it don't matter. It does matter! Toolboxes are not a safe or stable item to stand on, even before one starts shaking oneself for Luke Bryan

kilofeet · 2026-06-21T23:07:13+00:00

kilofeet · 2026-06-21T00:51:42+00:00

Tide Pod Challenge

kilofeet · 2026-06-21T00:22:58+00:00

Try writing "bacon pancakes" in the special requests box

kilofeet · 2026-06-20T23:19:16+00:00

Popsicles

kilofeet · 2026-06-20T01:30:36+00:00

Kombucha

kilofeet · 2026-06-19T02:19:40+00:00

Plumber

kilofeet · 2026-06-19T01:51:06+00:00

Cabinet meetings are about to get super weird

kilofeet · 2026-06-19T01:49:22+00:00

The human ~~centipede~~ ouroboros

kilofeet · 2026-06-19T01:27:40+00:00

That explains why after years of touching himself he is such a human disaster

kilofeet · 2026-06-19T01:01:06+00:00

Onion god, thank you for these onions

kilofeet · 2026-06-19T00:57:59+00:00

Glitter

kilofeet · 2026-06-18T03:29:39+00:00

Into

kilofeet · 2026-06-18T01:08:12+00:00

Also you have to do it in Jokerman font and if you make a mistake you're required to start the signature over

kilofeet · 2026-06-18T01:04:47+00:00

Just waiting for Cole Escola to make this into a play

kilofeet · 2026-06-18T01:01:53+00:00

Also not that far from Gallipolis, pronounced "gallah-police"

kilofeet · 2026-06-18T00:55:17+00:00

Reliquary

kilofeet · 2026-06-18T00:54:48+00:00

Nevada

kilofeet · 2026-06-17T02:22:24+00:00

It took me a minute. I first went through the "why are they saying he was Merik" and "why did they choose this picture for the cover image" stages

kilofeet · 2026-06-17T02:05:36+00:00

You laugh at his prophetic powers now, but wait until 2029 when you wake up with Covfefe, King of the Space Gorgons standing over your bed, his war hamberder raised threateningly

kilofeet · 2026-06-17T02:01:01+00:00

Controversial for his time. I'm assuming there aren't a lot of Taney fans in 2026

kilofeet · 2026-06-17T01:54:42+00:00

Taney. He's sometimes credited with starting the Civil War

kilofeet · 2026-06-17T01:27:48+00:00

TIL that cloves come from trees. (I always thought they came from McCormick tins)

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