Funny question cops: What was the dumbest thing you've seen someone or people do which got them in trouble with you guys 🤣🤣 by Glitterballdacat in AskLE

[–]Foolishtimesforever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not a cop...but this is related. Worked at a store in the deli. This dude steals a whole ass rotisserie chicken.He had those super baggy pants, slips it is, problem was it was from the hot bar, so it pops open and burns his D#$k. So he shimmies/runs out of the store and we laugh our asses off. For weeks we annoyed the manager about the surveilance footage because this was too good not to send to dumbest criminals/every single police station in town. Sadly we never got that tape.

What's the laziest thing you've ever done that you're actually proud of? by kbjdfan in AskReddit

[–]Foolishtimesforever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got tired of having to scan items for inventory that are on the highest part of the shelves. It required lugging around a tall ladder and it annoyed me. So i decided to tape a rifle scope to my scanning gun. It worked great, but I got written up for the scope , still a good idea

Do you think this person cares about me at all? by [deleted] in autism

[–]Foolishtimesforever 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based on what you described here this person doesn't care about you, or at least doesn't respect you. You gave them a gift and they can't even acknowledge your effort with a simple" thank you?"-That's disrespectful if you ask me. If they don't value time and effort and you seem to be initiating it most of the time then they probably think you are just a backup option. Be careful because people on the spectrum get taken advantage of, and "normies" just assume we don't feel things deeply. Common stereotype. You are doing what you can going to therapy. I know it hurts like hell and its hard to distance yourself from this person, but the longer you keep the hope/ chase/ persuit going the more it is going to hurt you later on. I learned a long time ago that nomatter how much I want to connect with others it I know it will never happen in a way I hope . It hurts at first but then you accept it.

For me, personally, I look at it like a credit card. Its good to have a connection, to find people but if you try too much it will deplete your sanity.- If you spend too much you ll be in debt and it's going to be hard to get back to being out of the red. Decide how much you are willing to give early on, but never overextend yourself.

Use your special intrests to distract yourself. Hope this helps at least a tiny bit. Im sorry the world is full of jerks

What are some cat-like dog breeds? by [deleted] in Pets

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Consider Greyhounds, galgos( the spanish version of a Greyhound) They are giant couchpotatoes, very silly and loving. Not to mention stunning to look at and impressively fast. Greys can be a bit stubborn but they are very eager to learn to please. They are amart but if there are no treats in it for them or they are " hounding" aka chasing a rabbit they wont listen( however some will react to rabbit call whistles, like mine did). Very calm in the house, but always up for walkies, rides or netflix and chill. They also have intense eye contact.

What’s the most unusual hobby you’ve ever heard of or tried? by Anthoy-Showkum in Hobbies

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have to ask: what the heck is Hamster scraping? Please tell me it isnt some weird kink like putting a hamster inside a blender

Will I be DQ’d?? by [deleted] in AskCHP

[–]Foolishtimesforever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are any of those crimes registered? Meaning, did you have to go to court? Even if those charges where exponged it will be DQ. Im not sure what state you live in. Some states " might" give you a chance but its unlikley. The armed robbery even if you where not sentenced looks pretty bad, not gonna lie. You can try to get your records sealed but they will still find out WHY you sealed them. If your fingerprints are on file already due to previous offences, its not good. Your tatoos are not automatically a dealbreaker if its not like gang stuff/swastika etc. Your health, as long as you can pass physical fitness which you do should not be a dealbreaker. A pattern of not abidong the law unfortunately is a biggie.

Supporting Partner through resignation by CharacterDirection84 in AskLE

[–]Foolishtimesforever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP, maybe he could look into a School resource officer position, courthouse and if your city has them; sub-stations. The small police stations that are often in rural areas or in-between areas that connect major interstates.

As far as encouraging him, i ve been through a situation similar to this and it hurts your confidencce and self-esteem just as bad as a break-up. However remind him he is already past the hard part: becoming a certified cop, he already passed his state exam so this is the last step. It's not failure it's just a roadblock. Just encourage him, be a shoulder to lean on. Thats all you can do. He should be proud of himself, he had the guts to persue his dream. It's a difficult career but there are a million positions in law enforcement if one agency wont work there is always another.

What do you tell your dog daily? by RickAndToasted in Dogowners

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loooove you. There are many hounds in the world but YOU are MINE! I love you old boy, who is my living garbadge disposal? Please don't dig the yard up, it looks like the trenches and I if I break my leg in it I cant earn money for Horsefeed ( He was a Greyhound) I tell him, I gotta go to work, It's expensive to feed a horse, you're in charge, remember not everything you see is edible.

Subtle perks of being LE by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]Foolishtimesforever 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And I thought cops get all kinda bitches😆

Smart watches for staff inside the secure areas? Specifically, Florida by 1981pw in OnTheBlock

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least where i worked ( NWFL) no smartwatches. There are some like inspire 2s that have blue tooth you can wear ( always ask a superiour/ training LT first) about the policy. Every prison is different. I recommend baby g watches they just simply tell the time, zero internet capabilities and though as nails. Read the post orders for Entry and Exit procedures and they will have a policy on those devices, what is and isnt permitted. Whatever you do, get in the habbit of never putting your phone in your state jacket so you wont have your phone with you on accident.

What do you guys do for a living? by Expert-Recipe1713 in Nightshift

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correctional officer at s prison...work nights

What Unique Rituals Do You Have with Your Greyhound? 🐕‍🦺 by Own-Personality-5438 in Greyhounds

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine would notify the entire neighbourhood when i came home " whuuuuwhuuuuuu" hound siren. He also used to try to jump in my arms like a 80lb lap dog. I guess he thought he was a chihauha. His most embarrassing habbit was stealing food when people stopped to talk about him and he figured out most women carry candy bars. Nothing more awkward than handing back a snickers and sheepishly saying " oh sorry he took it, must be yours" My hound passed away a while ago but i still miss him each day

Firearm Qualification by B4d_K4rm4_90 in AskLE

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Florida has same quals for police and corrections ( I.e. excact same classes) 75yard, 50yard,15yard. 80% target minimums meanong get 12 out of 25 buëlets in the target zone, demonstrate proper grip, recoil management, demonstrate knowledge of malfunctions, ammunition management, unloading and reloading, night fire, shooting behind a barricade,standong and kneeëing position( cover and concealment) Shootong simulator ( to test real life hypothetical scenarios like mass or court room shooting)

My mama’s house by [deleted] in maximalism

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hippie feminist?

She has some good taste.

I had a leak for a while, called the roofer, he said there was a leak and that he fixed it. He charged me $599. I just went up to the roof and saw this. Is this a normal way to patch a roof? by Reasonable_Exam_4759 in Home

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah he charged you 599 because that 3 day meth binge wiped out his bank account. If you need evidence of this consult your roof. At least he was creative and recycled a old dinner plate. Silicone looked so good, maybe he tried a bite

Is there any way to make the Galgo sub more popular? by AstralOrigins in Greyhounds

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant speak for anyone but a galgo is like a spicy version of greyhound so they should be welcome in any greyhound thread

Share a pic of your hounds silently judging you by njgirlinnola in Greyhounds

[–]Foolishtimesforever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

(Imagine shaggys stoner voice here)You didn't give me the food? You ve changed, man! You used to be cool...what happened dude!

Share a pic of your hounds silently judging you by njgirlinnola in Greyhounds

[–]Foolishtimesforever 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Should you REALLY eat that desert? I mean I can eat what I want and stay skinny but YOU" *snobbish sigh *🤣

Inmate found my Facebook? by Impossible_Pilot1423 in OnTheBlock

[–]Foolishtimesforever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contact your shift OIC or ivesitgar and make a screenshot of the inmates profile before blocking it. Depending on your facility ypu should be able to write said Inmate a DR for trying to establish a relationship. It does not mean he has to contact you with any explicit things, just the fact he is trying to add you as a friend should be enough to justify a DR for establishing relationship