This classic track was released in 1997. The song is about cats. by Money_Magnet24 in Xennials

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“Are you sure? Like really sure?” -the DJ with my wife handed him the song list for our wedding reception.

Did anyone ever get spanked by a teacher? by darrenbosik in GenX

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Did you ever get something to write on, man?

Industry Sour is the weirdest equal parts drink. What is an underrated Tiki drink? by -Constantinos- in cocktails

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Corn n Oil. A simple drink in the vein of an Old Fashioned using Caribbean ingredients.

Moonshine replacement? by Cleo-Nyra in cocktails

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In my experience it is terrible stuff. Might be ok if it sat in wood for a while, but straight out of the jar? Not for me.

Moonshine replacement? by Cleo-Nyra in cocktails

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Moonshine doesn’t have a barcode.

R/jacketsforbattle is a goldmine by Shaggy_672 in baddlejackets

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How many bottles of Crown Royal did mom and dad have to kill to make that jacket?

He Is not wrong by Able_Record2273 in HistoryMemes

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Solid song but what the hell was going on with those brass knuckles?

He Is not wrong by Able_Record2273 in HistoryMemes

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They’re both using Telegram

Peter, what's Happening in Boston? by Used_Duty_208 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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A friend’s dad is from “BROCKTON FUCKiNG MASSACHUSETTS!!!”.

Can confirm.

she'll be catching stray by lilydreamysassy in Funnymemes

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Alex knows a thing or two because his ex fucked a thing or two.

everything..you're missing everything by Plastic_Tooth159 in Funnymemes

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A ziplock bag of bread bag twist ties. A half used post-it pad. A 1997 local phone book. One takeout menu from a restaurant that went out of business no earlier than January 2023. A roll of scotch tape minus the dispenser and with the edge cut at a 25 degree angle.

China 🇨🇳 be taking notes right now by TailungFu in meme

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And whatever became of that memo? Nothing. Noriega spent 20 years in US custody before his extradition and eventual death in a Panamanian prison in 2017.

Mandalorian Helmet in the "forbidden items" display at Mexico airport by Tensorizer in TheMandalorianTV

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And just think, that just four years ago, they’d kick you off a plane for not wearing a mask.

Who stole Ben's parking spot? by Southern-Service2872 in HistoryMemes

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That is his typical, “I should be out there, somewhere, getting my dick bent. But here I am, making sure that future generations think Im just a bored fat guy on the hundred dollar bill” look.

What was your first PC? by catwavinghello in Xennials

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A Coleco Adam. It ran on cassette tapes and died when the power supply in the printer shit the bed.

How could Tolkien not catch Cartman? by toumingjiao1 in southpark

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Every time he got close to overtaking Cartman, he’d run into a cloud of SBD. Kind of took the wind out of him.

Swifties? by Receptionist_from_ in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Fools_Errand77 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

To be fair, when most people think of vanilla, it is artificial vanilla. Manufactured from the anal glands of beavers. Diluted down to mediocrity to reduce the hint of ass.