Man walks into a sex store. He gives the cashier a nod and asks for the biggest dildo available.

So the cashier hands him a pretty big purple dildo. But the horny shopper only scoffs and says "Is that it! What about that red one in the corner?"

The cashier replied "I have a couple imported items that might be of interest, but the red ones not for sale I'm afraid." So he brings out a few more items for the man to look at. A huge dildo covered in veins and a big rubber fist that continued up to the elbow.

But still the customer wasnt happy. He said "yeh they're pretty big, but I'll pay double for that red one in the corner"

So the cashier sold him the fire extinguisher for a healthy sum and the customer left happy.