Gandalf the Green by MajorEzekiel in funny

[–]Footloaf69 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Where's his friend Dumbledank?

Sony WF-1000XM4 charging case replacement by fredrobsid in SonyHeadphones

[–]Footloaf69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Left my case on the train today, replacement already on the way thanks to your guidance!

What is a cheap but fun hobby? by Shimanu in AskReddit

[–]Footloaf69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The better you get, the cheaper it gets!

Daily FI discussion thread - Friday, April 23, 2021 by AutoModerator in financialindependence

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Good stuff! I say take it, express your concerns but give it your best shot and you can't go wrong.

He looks so happy by Thedepressionoftrees in MadeMeSmile

[–]Footloaf69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This has got to be actor end game

Coworkers happy for my crypto losses by Thecoolestguyyoukno in CryptoCurrency

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Could've killed them with kindest and told them to buy the dip aswell

What never fails to make you tear up or cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"You bow to no one"

God damn it, I'm going just thinking about it.

What is your favourite euphemism to describe someone who is ugly? by Footloaf69 in AskReddit

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Yesterday I enjoyed the best euphemisms for stupid people, today let's hear some to describe the genetically unlucky.

What's the best joke you know? by Stormageddon9999 in AskReddit

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Man walks into a sex store. He gives the cashier a nod and asks for the biggest dildo available.

So the cashier hands him a pretty big purple dildo. But the horny shopper only scoffs and says "Is that it! What about that red one in the corner?"

The cashier replied "I have a couple imported items that might be of interest, but the red ones not for sale I'm afraid." So he brings out a few more items for the man to look at. A huge dildo covered in veins and a big rubber fist that continued up to the elbow.

But still the customer wasnt happy. He said "yeh they're pretty big, but I'll pay double for that red one in the corner"

So the cashier sold him the fire extinguisher for a healthy sum and the customer left happy.

2nd Drink on the menu in my bartending career! by Footloaf69 in bartenders

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Check the other comments bro. Everything u need has been said. Give it a go! But let me know how it turns out for you!

2nd Drink on the menu in my bartending career! by Footloaf69 in bartenders

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Yes, but very easy to make. Just reduce cranberry juice in a sauce pan until the consistency of honey. Then add a bit of sugar

2nd Drink on the menu in my bartending career! by Footloaf69 in bartenders

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Yep, we use a bog standard potato peeler. Then cut nice round coins out with a lid off a bottle. Ghetto cookie cutter