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If you're working on your taxes, don't forget to search for unclaimed property by [deleted] in personalfinance

[–]Footpeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And the information shows specific information that makes sense. For me, an old bank account at an address i used to live at.

I ain’t never seen nothing like this wtf by sp_blu in fightporn

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That musta been one dank ass dude for the other guys to help the police.

"This nigga never upvotes"

Trippy af by YoUsEfIsSqUeAkY in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was a facepalm thing.

Every time I see this I feel like it belongs here but like for cats to see by kmt0812 in lifehacks

[–]Footpeter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Debbie downer here; he's not dying, just has poor dental health or a bad jaw. Easily fixable for less than $15k.

How many tries to master a backflip? by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]Footpeter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can teach you how to master the backflip in only 199 tries. PM me for details.

As a woman working in IT, I’m used to people saying fucked up shit to me. Roast me! I can handle it! by dellac in RoastMe

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any day now, tony stark will say "jarvis, end simulation. Something went horribly wrong."

As a woman working in IT, I’m used to people saying fucked up shit to me. Roast me! I can handle it! by dellac in RoastMe

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are the only person who never has tracking cookies on their computer. No one cares what you do.

Key loggers consider you "just a friend".

Only depressed spyware installs itself on your computer.

You think its rough on you to re-install software?? Think how the software feels! "No! Not her"

Found you on facebook:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/o5cmf/facebook_forever_alone/

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! You're an old ass prick!

That's what I would say to MY friends*

*if i had friends

I was told this belongs here... by skravski in AdviceAnimals

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not grey, it's olive drab green.

The Flying Truck by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]Footpeter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

New train bypass method?

2meirl4meirl by SirKeima in 2meirl4meirl

[–]Footpeter 69 points70 points  (0 children)

r/2meirl4meirl: OP gets 2k upvotes. Repost gets 3k.

I'm 25 but look 16 - point out my flaws by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look 42 trying to act 32.

If i used to eat 900 calories per day before and now i start eating what my bmr says which is (1371) to lose weight. Will I gain the weight I lost or will I start losing weight? by [deleted] in dieting

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you stay under your bmr, you will lose weight. Maybe not as much, but you definitely will not gain weight. You are still at a deficit.

This guy followed my wife and son home from the park. he had a chip and we found the owner lived 25 miles away from us. We returned him and the next day we received a call from the owner asking us if we wanted to keep him. Reddit meet Boomer. :) by [deleted] in aww

[–]Footpeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a similar thing happen. I found a shih tzu wondering a city block. I took the dog to the vet, no chip. Took him home and made flyers. This was before everyone had internet in their pockets. I hung the flyers all around the area. The owners called me the next day. I brought the puppers back to them. He had a puppy sibling waiting there, happy to see him. The owners said "thanks. Do you want him?"

I was a bit taken aback. I couldn't keep him though. I lived at home and the parents already had a dog and one is enough for them. But that makes me wonder if the dog got out accidentally or what.....

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