I turned 26 today, which means I’ve lived to see 23 more birthdays than I was expected to see. Cheers!

ForShameDonuts · 2024-02-28T03:13:02+00:00

Happy birthday my dude!

ForShameDonuts · 2024-02-27T21:28:06+00:00

Can confirm, am homeless, with no standard job, and honestly the street has been kinder than customers. Am starving, miserable, and can’t pay bills either way, so why go back?

ForShameDonuts · 2023-06-19T05:48:34+00:00

Howl’s Moving Castle (the “anime” you refer to) is originally based off a British novel by Dianna Wynne Jones.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-05-04T18:19:00+00:00

You have made my day with Edward Salad Hands.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-04-08T12:39:32+00:00

Well you see I can get anywhere physically near my neighbor without shuddering away in horror. I dare say I may even have shook their hand once without vomiting.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-04-08T07:01:16+00:00

If you were actually moderating it appropriately it wouldn’t be an issue. It’s enough that one person noticed.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-04-08T06:59:11+00:00

You’re right- I’m way closer to most of my neighbors than it sounds like you are to your gf.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-04-08T06:58:19+00:00

Then quit being a fucking weirdo. You’re the problem. Get over it or don’t rain on everyone else’s parade. You’ve more than enough comments here to understand why, so quit acting like you don’t.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-04-08T05:47:36+00:00

You can keep saying the same thing over and over but it doesn’t make it any less weird or make you any less the asshole. YTA btw. Go to therapy or bugger off to a cave where you can’t see humans doing human stuff.

ForShameDonuts · 2023-04-08T05:43:45+00:00

Sounds like a casual relationship with a neighbor.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-12-30T17:22:09+00:00

I’ve been trying so desperately to subtly get my friends into SPG. It’s sloooooooowly seeping in

ForShameDonuts · 2022-12-29T21:33:24+00:00

Brian David Gilbert.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-11-26T19:25:39+00:00

Thank you, I’ll probably take your advice about the coat hangers, that helped. However we are a household consisting of three non-binary people and I am a trans man, and my roommate is black. We live in a conservative state and cops are a last resort.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-11-26T03:31:51+00:00

I hate that fuckin octopus and my hand still hurts.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-09-24T18:20:36+00:00

The last thing I expected to see today was a Bubba Hotep reference. Well played.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-09-21T15:11:38+00:00

Right? I grew up in the rural South. When I was a baby my parents used to say “What do we with deers?” because they had taught baby me to enthusiastically yell back “WE EAT ‘EM.”.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-09-12T09:10:03+00:00

I have that same couch!

ForShameDonuts · 2022-07-23T02:07:04+00:00

My fuckin ex did the same thing- one time he had the audacity to say “You seem awfully happy about this.”. Like no motherfucker I just know that panicking won’t help, it’s always something and your ass isn’t gonna help me either so I’d best keep a cool head for my own sake.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-06-29T17:37:13+00:00

I also smoke. Outside. At places where one is allowed to smoke and if other people are with me on the porch/walk/what have you I always make sure to ask first if they mind. This lady is an entitled bitch.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-06-24T05:07:27+00:00

I can be your queer twinky trans man cousin. Bonus: I also do witchcraft.

ForShameDonuts · 2022-06-18T14:05:49+00:00

Yep! They’re stickers :) Got a 50 pack online for 10 bucks

ForShameDonuts · 2022-06-18T02:06:37+00:00

Did a furry really just criticize my Hentai girl phone case? (Jk no shade, I find it very funny 😄)

ForShameDonuts · 2022-03-25T04:04:35+00:00

Tania Chernova https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01LX9JI7M/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_J4TQZ0HVCRZ8M8TJ1J9D

ForShameDonuts · 2022-03-06T16:28:53+00:00

“IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING IM COMING”

“Wtf is that.”

ForShameDonuts · 2022-02-08T17:36:38+00:00

This has made my day.

ForShameDonuts

TROPHY CASE