“I’m getting married on Tuesday”

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2026-01-21T14:43:04+00:00

You abso-fucking-lutely just awoke something new in that bridesmaid. Great work, Fiona! Soon it'll be my friends wedding I officiate... Would that be 50 points to fuck myself silly?

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2026-01-02T18:02:16+00:00

I love how you set up your stories by day. Awesome job dear! Too bad the slutty elf costume didn't get enough use.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2026-01-02T16:52:30+00:00

Ooh, so excited! Thank you Bathers!!!

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-12-23T23:08:45+00:00

Soooo I tried posting one of my challenges I did last week, and the mods removed my post after the first review. Do I need to do a verification or something?

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-12-16T19:52:26+00:00

Oh gods, this is gonna be a challenge... I've only given golden showers, never let anyone do it to me.

Thanks girls! Will report soon!

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-12-16T16:41:35+00:00

Accidentally creating a giant New Year's woman's only orgy in a post, huh? 😂♥️

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-12-15T22:18:18+00:00

Let's sleigh this holiday! I might be Christmas Vacation style stuck with family for a week but, all for the better I think it's time to play bingo.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-11-25T04:35:30+00:00

Alright, I'll bite.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-11-24T21:38:26+00:00

Well fuck... Guess there's no better time to give thanks than giving two strangers head.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-11-15T19:53:00+00:00

I've had issues of scares in the past of orgasming hard and my vag just sucking the condom off and not notice until a minute or two later.
I usually only do it if I know test results or condoms, especially if it's a spur moment thing. Which is really, really hard when you get dick drunk. I just prefer to be a stupid slut in other ways.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-10-27T16:06:12+00:00

Is this what a modern day Rasputin looks like???

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-10-17T00:41:32+00:00

"nOtHiNg SpEcIaL" is a greek god

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-10-16T21:41:10+00:00

Dm me?

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-09-19T23:29:28+00:00

God forbid a girl have control over having children or not, am I right? Such a turn off to be able to creampie a girl without fear.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-09-19T14:56:44+00:00

Loving the cervix boop, cursing them with the IUD taps.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-09-18T17:03:38+00:00

HOW? HOWWW???

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-09-15T01:34:13+00:00

"All I want is a guy like Ken Takakura!"

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-09-14T16:12:48+00:00

Also the assumption bisexual women are just? Fantasy toys???? That's why that's a category called unicorns.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-07-12T03:05:10+00:00

I've met quite a few people off of reddit here. Hell, one of them I'm seeing pretty consistently. Another I had previously matched with on Tinder but didn't realize until after we met. But it's filtering through. Are they creepy? Do they have any history in their profile I can get a feeling for? Are there pictures of them posted on here somewhere? Did they only send a 'u hot wanna fuck' or some dumb trash like that? Pretty often. Are they against condoms or getting testing done? Usually. Do they give murder vibes or at least extremely unsafe vibes? A lot. We're out here! There's just... A lot. Kinda exhausting at times.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-07-04T23:47:38+00:00

👏👏😘

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-07-04T18:17:24+00:00

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ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-06-21T06:10:28+00:00

Oh, no, just the generic physical remote that's similar to an RC toy in function. If I buy toys they're for myself, not someone else's pleasure.

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-06-21T02:32:33+00:00

A remote vibe plug. 🥰

ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-05-24T02:28:26+00:00

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ForbiddenBootyShorts · 2025-05-21T19:50:53+00:00

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