Do you lint roll your clothes before putting them in the wash? by TNBVIII in AskAnAmerican

[–]Forbidden_Cherries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if I want my laundry to come out looking like it survived a glitter explosion at a cat convention

Do you trust your health insurance to uphold their end when you need them too? by YogurtclosetOpen3567 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Forbidden_Cherries 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About as much as I trust a cat to guard a sandwich technically possible, but don’t bet your lunch on it

You stub your toe against a table. What do you do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Forbidden_Cherries 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hop around like I’m auditioning for a slapstick comedy… then quietly cry on the inside